Conquer Club

At least give your bottom few.

10. the No Fun League banning Harambe jerseys
9. real-world lawsuits attached to cyber-world crimes. if someone hacks a bank account, you should only be allowed to persecute their online persona, not their real-world avatar
this one's for you
7. tacos that aren't delicious
6. people who claim that "ain't" ain't a word and then say that you can't use it both positively and negatively. If it ain't no word, then the rules of grammar ain't applyin'
5. Load and Reload albums and the people who like them
4. permanent flesh and bone wounds
3. modern car "features" that are just rebranded bugs
2. the internet
1. Julie Andrews winning an Oscar

People who say 'I could care less' when what they mean is 'I couldn't care less'.

People who say "irregardless" when they mean "regardless."

10. Slow drivers. I fucking hate them.
9. Mouth breathers. The guys that look like they took up window licking for a career choice.
8. Slow people in general. The fucks that you find at a store or just walking around like a lifeless sack of water. Folks who just takes up everyone else's time.
7. Poopy Lipped McGee's. 100% negative all the time. Could be dating Mila Kunis and still have a problem with it.
6. Boring people. Take my co-worker who I want to throttle half the time. Talks about food and nothing else.
5. Speaking of which. Hugely obese people. I'm talking about folks that take up hallways and 3 seats on an airplane. If I had it my way, I'd ship them to a third world country for a "get thin quick" routine.
4. Folks who cry wolf. I'm talking about people who pretend to be a victim in a victimless crime. For example, if I hurt your feelings with an opinion and you want to sue me for it. Suck my left nut, you might grow a pair.
-*coughowencough*
3.Know it all's. You couldn't even correct them for farting in a public restaurant. They refuse to take criticism and can never be wrong because google.
2. Marriage. It's pointless, expensive and the government is way too involved in it in my opinion. f*ck off.
1. Confederate.

people who shadow box when they are jogging.

chatstevens

People who don't use the acceleration lane and instead try to fit in from standstill.

The person who made owen Trash Can moderator.

DoomYoshi wrote:At least give your bottom few.


7. tacos that aren't delicious

Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday

mookiemcgee wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:At least give your bottom few.


7. tacos that aren't delicious

Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday

I had a cheeseburger at Mac's Milk yesterday. Long story short, didn't have time to go anywhere better, was on a fast drive from one commitment to another, this just happened to be on the way.

I wasn't expecting gourmet, but I thought they would at least be on par with 7-11 burgers. Not even close. Just a slab of something that may have been ground beef once between two pieces of dry bun. No condiments in sight and I didn't have time to ask. Plus, their microwave was the saddest microwave ever. Half of my burger was still frozen. I just ate it frozen and pretended it was a ground-beef-flavoured Klondike bar.

ugh. 7-11 burgers, duk? you should take better care of yourself, old bean...

That is pretty gross, dude.

riskllama wrote:ugh. 7-11 burgers, duk? you should take better care of yourself, old bean...

DirtyDishSoap wrote:That is pretty gross, dude.

okok, any drive thru joints food is equally as bad for you, i'd guess - but at least it tastes good(ish)!!! sorry for sounding condescending...

riskllama wrote:

riskllama wrote:ugh. 7-11 burgers, duk? you should take better care of yourself, old bean...

DirtyDishSoap wrote:That is pretty gross, dude.

okok, any drive thru joints food is equally as bad for you, i'd guess - but at least it tastes good(ish)!!! sorry for sounding condescending...

Oh, no need to apologies.

I know fast food sucks, but when you're running to a tight schedule sometimes speed is all that matters. Quality becomes irrelevant. Even going to a better quality fast food place where stuff is made-to-order becomes an inexcusable loss of time. It's pre-fab or nothing.

next time i'm chatting with your wife, i'm going to tell her to put some healthy snacks in the vehicles for you on those hectic days, duk...
llama = helping

Yeah, if I don't get home from work till 9-10 you better believe I'm stopping off at the chicken shop. They put a slice of cucumber in their chicken burger so I figure it's a healthy option.

Call me crazy, and this might seem state of the art thinking here, but what if you packed your lunch?

For 9-10pm?

mrswdk wrote:For 9-10pm?

Sure, if it's an 8-12 hour shift. Pack your own stuff. Fail to plan, plan to fail, fatty.

I don't work shifts, bruh. I'm talking about when work is busy and I'm therefore working all hours.

So you work a corner then?

Put your lunch in your fish net leggings or whatever. Or pass it off to your pimp.

Oh this is good....

Who can't pack a meal for work? I pack 3 of them every day for my family for gods sake....AND run my biz AND do all the cooking and laundry....ya just have to sleep less.....lol.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:So you work a corner then?

Put your lunch in your fish net leggings or whatever. Or pass it off to your pimp.

I just wet myself

DoomYoshi wrote: this one's for you

f*ck you too

1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes