Conquer Club

You have a weird lump on your gooch and you don't want to go to the doctor. Who would you rather have look at it?
There is no third option.

KoolBak-4
TeeGee-5

Fake Bern-0
Confederate-6

Symmetry- 4
Owenshooter-2

Linda Searcy-11
Saxi-2 (jack wagon loser)

BoganGod-3
DoomYoshi-4

Metsfanmax-3
Dukasaur-7
IcePack-0

DirtyGodSoap-7
Warhobo-0

2dimes-3
Phatscotty-5

I've survived worse, I don't need medical attention.

mrswdk wrote:I've survived worse, I don't need medical attention.

I hope you don't go into detail.

I hope TeeGee wins....my stubby right fingers limit my operational effectiveness Plus, weird growths are gross....

Trust in the power of prayer.

Don't bother praying to me on this topic. You are all at the tender mercies of TeeGee and his wicket keeper skills

I'll give this till tomorrow before I reset the poll. If I need to be a tie breaker, by Bogan, I'll break it.

Teegee lucked out.

No one is going to say? "Damn, tough choice!"

Y'all suck.

Owenshooter & Symmetry, that will make many take up smoking

I like that one, lets do it.

Ez, symmetry.

One of the hardest decisions I've had to make on this site. Owenshooter is economical with the truth, but is unlikely to pressure me for sex. Symmetry is an honest single opinion troll/crusader that is unable to accept that others can thing differently, and may well be right. Was nail biting stuff bra, real hard, like double viagra in a hot tub hard.

Updated. 6 in total voted for those two loons.

DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT

saxitoxin wrote:DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT

Well, the poll doesn't lie, people trust their gooches in the hands of Linda Searcy, you toxic shit!

Updated.

Saxi didn't even come close.

Losing your touch, bruh.

DY, as BG seems to have bastardized himself over time.

waauw wrote:DY, as BG seems to have bastardized himself over time.

Ahhhhh, little froggy butt hurt about comments directed to surrender monkey cheese eaters. How can I bastardise myself? I know I'm a god, and I gave birth to myself without having wed, that is the line of reasoning you are going down?

Updated, triple threat.

Duk, of course

Although I know Iceman is a cool, helpful person too....don't know Mets.....but let's face it; Duk is the only Great White Hoser here and everyone knows Canucks are universally awesome Plus, he's a KoolBak customer, so hey....he's #1

Mets is a doctor so I went with him.

Dukkie, for his dedication to the WWI auto-tournaments.

Duk would tell you it looks fine but may have closed his eyes or looked away.

Mets would tell you "you need to see a doctor for that".