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CC Top's 10 Guys with the Smallest Penises

1. thegreekdog
2. saxi
3. patches
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This is a work in progress.

Easy D! Careful there wall builder. If penis size is the direct inverse of IQ. Bitch please I should be on the top of the list, as should my fellow mensa member dukkysnore. Daddy Trump the man you have frequently slandered has been frequently accused of having small hands, if hand size correlates to penile length, then Daddy is much smarter than you bitch!

Warmonger uses carrots to substitute his penis to have sex, so there is a strong chance he s got a penis problem. Add him to the list niet

Hey hey hey slow down pilgrim. I didn't even f*ck her that day. My friends did. I just brought the girl to the cockfest. One of my buddies lost his virginity that day to an Asian whore. My friends thought I couldn't get this slut to f*ck the whole crew. I told her go upstairs get naked and someone will be up in a few minutes. Well some people showed up for the party. If you were there you would have lost your virginity to betiko.

warmonger1981 wrote:Hey hey hey slow down pilgrim. I didn't even f*ck her that day. My friends did. I just brought the girl to the cockfest. One of my buddies lost his virginity that day to an Asian whore. My friends thought I couldn't get this slut to f*ck the whole crew. I told her go upstairs get naked and someone will be up in a few minutes. Well some people showed up for the party. If you were there you would have lost your virginity to betiko.

He would've lost his virginity to himself?

Well, i think like 99.99% of men probably had a similar experience.

-TG

nietzsche wrote:CC Top's 10 Guys with the Smallest Penises

1. thegreekdog
2. saxi

f*ck YEAH, I have a bigger dick than TGD!

fake bern, hullo?!?

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Hey hey hey slow down pilgrim. I didn't even f*ck her that day. My friends did. I just brought the girl to the cockfest. One of my buddies lost his virginity that day to an Asian whore. My friends thought I couldn't get this slut to f*ck the whole crew. I told her go upstairs get naked and someone will be up in a few minutes. Well some people showed up for the party. If you were there you would have lost your virginity to betiko.

He would've lost his virginity to himself?

Well, i think like 99.99% of men probably had a similar experience.

-TG

Lol you beat me to it TG

And for the record WM.. such sluts are a big turn off for me. No way I'd f*ck a girl after 3-4 dudes loaded her up in the afternoon, even if she s a 10.

riskllama wrote:fake bern, hullo?!?

Just look at my big hands compared to your small hoofs.

The OP made me laugh.

Here is a true story. Me, TGD and Saxi went to a whorehouse. The whorehouse had an interesting pay scale, the clients paid by the inch. TGD went first and when he was done he came out and proudly announced he paid $100. Saxi went next and when he was done he proudly announced he'd paid $120. Then I went. When I was done I said nothing about how much I paid. Saxi and TGD kept dogging me about it so I told them. I paid $20. The two of them started laughing and teasing me. I finally said-
"Listen you dumbasses, I had the sense to pay after I was done unlike you two morons!"

True story, I swear to God.

patches70 wrote:The OP made me laugh.

Here is a true story. Me, TGD and Saxi went to a whorehouse. The whorehouse had an interesting pay scale, the clients paid by the inch. TGD went first and when he was done he came out and proudly announced he paid $100. Saxi went next and when he was done he proudly announced he'd paid $120. Then I went. When I was done I said nothing about how much I paid. Saxi and TGD kept dogging me about it so I told them. I paid $20. The two of them started laughing and teasing me. I finally said-
"Listen you dumbasses, I had the sense to pay after I was done unlike you two morons!"

True story, I swear to God.

I completely believe you. There is a certain realism to your story.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

riskllama wrote:fake bern, hullo?!?

Just look at my big hands compared to your small hoofs.

That must be some painfull jerk offs bern

waauw wrote:

patches70 wrote:The OP made me laugh.

Here is a true story. Me, TGD and Saxi went to a whorehouse. The whorehouse had an interesting pay scale, the clients paid by the inch. TGD went first and when he was done he came out and proudly announced he paid $100. Saxi went next and when he was done he proudly announced he'd paid $120. Then I went. When I was done I said nothing about how much I paid. Saxi and TGD kept dogging me about it so I told them. I paid $20. The two of them started laughing and teasing me. I finally said-
"Listen you dumbasses, I had the sense to pay after I was done unlike you two morons!"

True story, I swear to God.

I completely believe you. There is a certain realism to your story.

Conclusion: saxi's penis is as big as tgd's and patches put together, and when he goes to subway, he sticks his dick out when asked how long he wants the sandwich.

saxitoxin wrote:

nietzsche wrote:CC Top's 10 Guys with the Smallest Penises

1. thegreekdog
2. saxi

f*ck YEAH, I have a bigger dick than TGD!

EIGHT INCHES! STACKED!

patches70 wrote:The OP made me laugh.

Here is a true story. Me, TGD and Saxi went to a whorehouse. The whorehouse had an interesting pay scale, the clients paid by the inch. TGD went first and when he was done he came out and proudly announced he paid $100. Saxi went next and when he was done he proudly announced he'd paid $120. Then I went. When I was done I said nothing about how much I paid. Saxi and TGD kept dogging me about it so I told them. I paid $20. The two of them started laughing and teasing me. I finally said-
"Listen you dumbasses, I had the sense to pay after I was done unlike you two morons!"

True story, I swear to God.

That was a fun day in Tijuana.

thegreekdog wrote:That was a fun day in Tijuana.

Indeed it was.



TGD, do you remember running into betiko's mom there at the whorehouse? She told me a funny story about our very own CC betiko. Betiko was despondent after his first girlfriend dumped him and he was lamenting to his mother about it. Betiko explained that the girl dumped him because his dick was too small. His mother said that girls like big penis' and that betiko shouldn't take it too personal. Betiko replied "But it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!" His mother just sighed and said "But betiko, who goes to sea in a canoe?"

Don't worry betiko, two things. First, your mother wasn't whoring herself out, she was the madaam. I gotta say she runs a tight ship. Second, your mother still loves you even though you have a tiny penis.

patches70 wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:That was a fun day in Tijuana.

Indeed it was.



TGD, do you remember running into betiko's mom there at the whorehouse? She told me a funny story about our very own CC betiko. Betiko was despondent after his first girlfriend dumped him and he was lamenting to his mother about it. Betiko explained that the girl dumped him because his dick was too small. His mother said that girls like big penis' and that betiko shouldn't take it too personal. Betiko replied "But it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!" His mother just sighed and said "But betiko, who goes to sea in a canoe?"

Don't worry betiko, two things. First, your mother wasn't whoring herself out, she was the madaam. I gotta say she runs a tight ship. Second, your mother still loves you even though you have a tiny penis.

Oh ok. Thanks for those kind words patches, I feel a lot better. Say hi to my mum then!

Bump Farmer (King...lol) Herpes to the top of that list. his pathological disease-infection sex fantasies stem from an inability to achieve coital penetration.

Don't get me wrong. The drool-soaked fiend is a public health menace, but only with the use of rohypnol, syringes and his short pudgy fingers.

1. thegreekdog
2. saxi
3. patches
4. thourth
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You wrote your list wrong, IAC. Here let me correct it for you. No need to thank me, doing what is right is thanks enough.

iAmCaffeine wrote:1. Farmer_Herpes
2. suxisuxin
3. llamo
4. IAC
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At least mine was punny.

iAmCaffeine wrote:At least mine was punny.

I think you mean 'puny'. =)