Conquer Club

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:52 am**

A nuclear holocaust.

Discuss.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:55 am**

Half a worm.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:55 am**

finding half of a worm in your apple. :roll:

bollocks fast posted. :oops:

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:57 am**

DAZMCFC wrote:finding half of a worm in your apple. bollocks fast posted.

High five!

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:59 am**

*puts hand up* high five, down below, to slow. :roll:

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:02 am**

Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.

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What's the difference between Flame wars and a porcupine?

For a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:25 am**

Random Joke:

What does a pirate drive?
A caaaaarrrrrrrr!

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 am**

Finding a worm, in your ice cream.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 am**

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm.

What's worse than that? AIDS.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:45 am**

A baby seal walks into a club.

:twisted:

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:05 pm**

Whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling

huzzah

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:12 pm**

finding two worms in your apple

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:32 pm**

unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.

Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:37 pm**

ritz627 wrote:
unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.

Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...

what, there are more dead baby jokes?!?

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:23 pm**

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:35 pm**

^ your dating the wrong kind of men. :roll:

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:39 pm**

DAZMCFC wrote:^ your dating the wrong kind of men.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:29 pm**

btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.

Finding one in your penis?

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:46 pm**

btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.

Wow, Cannibal Corpse style...I like it!

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:48 pm**

I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:10 pm**

dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!

I was thinking more like a punctured kindey, but that works too.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:23 pm**

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple... :-k

how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day :-({|=

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:01 pm**

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.
:lol:

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:30 pm**

dustn64 wrote:What is worse than finding a worm in an apple...

how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day

Here's how it happens - you see alba so you lie down on your skateboard and roll between her legs, only to see a hefty clump in her skirt.

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:39 am**

mpmrunner wrote:How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.

What's the difference between a duck.

One of its legs are both the same.