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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Postby chewyman on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:52 am

A nuclear holocaust.




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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:55 am

Half a worm.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:55 am

finding half of a worm in your apple. :roll: bollocks fast posted. :oops:
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:57 am

DAZMCFC wrote:finding half of a worm in your apple. :roll: bollocks fast posted. :oops:
High five!
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:59 am

*puts hand up* high five, down below, to slow. :roll:
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Postby unriggable on Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:02 am

Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.

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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:25 am

Random Joke:

What does a pirate drive?
A caaaaarrrrrrrr!
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 am

Finding a worm, in your ice cream. ;)
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 am

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm.


What's worse than that? AIDS.
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Postby Balsiefen on Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:45 am

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Postby Colaalone on Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:05 pm

Whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off?





Spitting, swallowing, and gargling



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Postby diddle on Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:12 pm

finding two worms in your apple
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Postby ritz627 on Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:32 pm

unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.



Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...
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Postby diddle on Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:37 pm

ritz627 wrote:
unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.



Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...


what, there are more dead baby jokes?!?
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Postby btownmeggy on Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:23 pm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:35 pm

^ your dating the wrong kind of men. :roll:
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Postby diddle on Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:39 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:^ your dating the wrong kind of men. :roll:


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Postby Kugelblitz22 on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:29 pm

btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.


Finding one in your penis?
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Postby dyingfetus on Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:46 pm

btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.


Wow, Cannibal Corpse style...I like it!
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Postby dyingfetus on Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:48 pm

I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!
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Postby Gold Knight on Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:10 pm

dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!


I was thinking more like a punctured kindey, but that works too.
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Postby dustn64 on Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:23 pm

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple... :-k


how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day :-({|=
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Postby mpmrunner on Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:01 pm

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.
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Postby unriggable on Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:30 pm

dustn64 wrote:What is worse than finding a worm in an apple... :-k


how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day :-({|=


Here's how it happens - you see alba so you lie down on your skateboard and roll between her legs, only to see a hefty clump in her skirt.
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Postby chewyman on Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:39 am

mpmrunner wrote:How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.
:lol:

What's the difference between a duck.

One of its legs are both the same.
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