Conquer Club

I didn't realize that Phatscotty had moved to Florida:

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/witness- ... /490894417

Huh, if it were further north I would be more shocked. Still, the guy that was killed, 19 years old.. and for stealing diapers and baby supplies from walmarx. Sad.

There were four in the group of theives and they did crash into a few things fleeing in a stolen suv.

Good old Florida. Watch for gators.

I dated a girl from Florida. Unfortunately for all Floridians, she was insane, and therefore it is my estimation all people from Florida are likewise insane.

I'd be more wary of people from Florida than of the gators.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I dated a girl from Florida. Unfortunately for all Floridians, she was insane, and therefore it is my estimation all people from Florida are likewise insane.

I'd be more wary of people from Florida than of the gators.

-TG

Was it in florida that a redneck had a gator tied up as a sex slave? AKA Owen style regressive nastyness.

Florida the sunshine state(Australia has a sunshine state full of racist dipshits as well), has benighted fools, where the men are randy, and the gators are scared.

There's a lot of great stories out of Florida.

My favourite is the woman in Key West who crashed her car because she was busy shaving her pudenda while driving.
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

Dukasaur wrote:There's a lot of great stories out of Florida.

My favourite is the woman in Key West who crashed her car because she was busy shaving her pudenda while driving.
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

the best part of the entire story? her ex-husband was holding the wheel, while she was shaving up her kitty kat, to visit her boyfriend... only in florida...-Jésus noir

I don't know if this is true or not, but when the whole Cuba/US thing kicked off, didn't Castro send a bunch of criminals and mentally ill people to Florida?

It's not a cool thing for him to have done, I know, but it's not Siberia.

Symmetry wrote:I don't know if this is true or not, but when the whole Cuba/US thing kicked off, didn't Castro send a bunch of criminals and mentally ill people to Florida?

It's not a cool thing for him to have done, I know, but it's not Siberia.

yeah... that is factual... it was ended, by agreement on both sides, after it was discovered jails and mental institutions were emptying out and flooding the mariel boat lift




the good ol' days!!!-Jésus noir

owenshooter wrote:

Symmetry wrote:I don't know if this is true or not, but when the whole Cuba/US thing kicked off, didn't Castro send a bunch of criminals and mentally ill people to Florida?

It's not a cool thing for him to have done, I know, but it's not Siberia.

yeah... that is factual... it was ended, by agreement on both sides, after it was discovered jails and mental institutions were emptying out and flooding the mariel boat lift




the good ol' days!!!-Jésus noir

That was kind of what I took out of it- messed up on both sides.

Florida sucked ass. It's too damn humid, feels like a sauna wherever I go.
f*ck Florida.

-The Blackest Jesus denounces a horrible state.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Florida sucked ass. It's too damn humid, feels like a sauna wherever I go.
f*ck Florida.

-The Blackest Jesus denounces a horrible state.

When I lived in the US, my family went there for Disney etc. It was the first time I promised never to go to a Disney theme park again. I have, since, visited two others, and I make the same promise every time.

You'll go back to Florida. It's the Regret State.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Florida sucked ass. It's too damn humid, feels like a sauna wherever I go.
f*ck Florida.

-The Blackest Jesus denounces a horrible state.

Thank you for sharing, and being on topic. Makes a change from the usual whine from sloppy bj and his too lite crew.

Dead-Woody, you should at least read the links you put on blast, cuz not only do I not live in Florida, I am also not a 50 year old black man. I know reading headlines only passes for news in your case, but after eating crow so many times I the past I would've thought you learned by now.

Phatscotty wrote:Dead-Woody, you should at least read the links you put on blast, cuz not only do I not live in Florida, I am also not a 50 year old black man. I know reading headlines only passes for news in your case, but after eating crow so many times I the past I would've thought you learned by now.

Please don't attempt to educate him. More amusing as he/she/it is.