Conquer Club

My darling children*, it has been many moons since I thanked you for your worship and support. All praise to you for getting behind my younger brother Kek and aiding in our master plan of electing the orange harbinger of the furry apocalypse to high office in the land of the double gulp, and seat belt extensions. Yiff** much my younglings? No? You will, oh yes you will. The time for the waking of the elder gods draws nigh, Azathoth will break through. Cthulhu will rise. Kek, Loki and I will likely watch the fun for awhile then take our followers to friendly climes for some timeless fun and frolics. We don't care about your sexual kinks as long as you don't define yourself by them***. Hugs, Kisses, and stern looks


Please feel free to pray, show your love, or vainly rail against the return of THE ELDER GODS and the election of my brother's minion the orange one. Have turned off my prescient omniscient abilities for CC. Love to be surprised by the stupidity and genius that lurk on this site.






* I don't mean children as in the unwilling stars of the videos our most ardent virtue signaller likes to critique and classify after repeated viewing
**Yiff - look it up, all I say, involves furries and sexual congress
*** Having to define yourself by what set of genitals floats your boat is objectifying yourself, as a stupid object

Holy Jesus Christ I've taken craps that make better threads than this

Army of GOD wrote:Holy Jesus Christ I've taken craps that make better threads than this

Mention not the pretender with the perforated hand, apostate delusion fool that mislead many. Thankfully Kek has done good work in bringing humanity back to the right side. Mention not the consistency of your bowel motions least fake bernie start rage self abusing and deriving self satisfaction from this thread.

BoganGod wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Holy Jesus Christ I've taken craps that make better threads than this

Mention not the pretender with the perforated hand, apostate delusion fool that mislead many. Thankfully Kek has done good work in bringing humanity back to the right side. Mention not the consistency of your bowel motions least fake bernie start rage self abusing and deriving self satisfaction from this thread.

Oh dear, amphibian worship. How very 3000 years ago...

I am curious though... Is it against the rules to post poop? Like actual turds in a toilet pictures? Could make an interesting thread in a sub forum of the trash can called the toilet bowl.

mookiemcgee wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Holy Jesus Christ I've taken craps that make better threads than this

Mention not the pretender with the perforated hand, apostate delusion fool that mislead many. Thankfully Kek has done good work in bringing humanity back to the right side. Mention not the consistency of your bowel motions least fake bernie start rage self abusing and deriving self satisfaction from this thread.

Oh dear, amphibian worship. How very 3000 years ago...

I am curious though... Is it against the rules to post poop? Like actual turds in a toilet pictures? Could make an interesting thread in a sub forum of the trash can called the toilet bowl.

Mookie, what an insightful and nuanced question.
Going on past rulings and precedent on this often inconsistent site. I would posit.
That posting floating or staged actual excrement whilst being on the nose is not against the rules. If you crossed the line and did a doxing sloppy bj that would be wrong. So post shit, just don't say the shit is literally another CC user or yourself, that would be doxing. Doxing is bad mmmmmmmkay.

Dukasaur wrote:

Yes, yes it is. I've always had a thing for elf/hobbit crossbreed white walkers