Conquer Club

President Trump was busy working the phones today.

He started by calling Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and threatening to invade Mexico.

Donald Trump wrote:"You have a bunch of bad hombres down there. I think your military is scared. Our military isn’t, so I just might send them down to take care of it."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... -to-mexico

He then called Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull, yelled at him for a bit, told him it was the worst conversation he'd ever had, and then hung up the phone.

President Donald Trump blasted Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull over a refu­gee agreement and boasted about the magnitude of his electoral college win, according to senior US officials briefed on the Saturday exchange. Then, 25 minutes into what was expected to be an hour-long call, Mr Trump abruptly ended it.

At one point, Mr Trump informed Mr Turnbull that he had spoken with four other world leaders that day and that "this was the worst call by far".

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/ ... u3r6u.html

Nietzsche you can come to my place if we invade. Or you can stay at Uncle Saxi's, of course.

-TG

thanks, but i think i'll take part in the war a bit. I've already promised one fellow CCer that he'll be my first kill if we go to war.

I don't know if he wants to share or not who he is.

But after it, yeah, that'd be nice, i've heard a lot of good things about Oregon, except for that awful accent of yours. I'm between crashing in your place or Koolbak's. I think i'd prefer Koolbak's because he apparently lives close to beautiful scenic views. But you'll be my second option if he doesn't accept me ok? He probably would want me to help with the chores and could kick me out when i don't.


Kidding aside, it's worse everyday with your president. This is pretty much abuse of power, a power those who helped accomplish it would be rolling in the grave if they saw him do this. I think I've said this before in the PL or maybe here, this kind of behaviour makes me sick, literally sick in my stomach, persons that use their position of power (particularly in government) to abuse and offend and humiliate. He doesn't need to be a bully to exert the power he has as Potus. He's a despicable person.

Maybe we need a global economic downturn and maybe a bit of a nuclear crisis right? Some Americans seem a bit bored with their rut, i mean, really, who doesn't get bored of 9 to 5pm, trying to decide between 2% or 1% milk.. macchiato or latte? and the worst is trying to decide what to watch on Netflix from 8pm to 11pm.

This is so fun! right?

i heard the aussie pm hung up on trump...

riskllama wrote:i heard the aussie pm hung up on trump...

You heard it backwards, jackwagon. If that had happened there'd be no Australia right now.

If Turnbull learns to obey daddy like Theresa May learned, daddy will stop yelling and treat Turnbull accordingly -

Turnball is weak and second rate, in the mould of Australia's most recent prime ministers. Years ago, it was said of one of the better kiwi prime ministers. Aunty Helen Clarke, that she had bigger balls than little johnny(John Howard the then Aussie drool spreader in chief.) The quality of the Australian political leader has slumped since the days of Hawke, an official world champion at beer sculling. Mild Malcom flip floppity would be hard pressed to drink 1/2 a dainty 5ounce glass of that watered down raccoon urine that americans call beer. Hawky drank beer when it was over 5% good stuff.

Trump needs to continue to fire and whip world failure/leaders into shape. If it is team USA, then USA better be the captain of the team.

Turnbull, f*ck 'em. He's a Goldman Sachs stooge.

Gen. Song Xiaojun of the PLA already warned Australia it has to choose a daddy: USA or China. Xiaojun said these are the only choices left to Oz. So Australia may not like Trump but it's either Trump or Chairman Xi. Meaning Trump can treat Australia as nasty as he wants, as long as it's even one-inch better than Xi would treat it.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/canberra-mu ... 1yp43.html

saxitoxin wrote:Gen. Song Xiaojun of the PLA already warned Australia it has to choose a daddy: USA or China. Xiaojun said these are the only choices left to Oz. So Australia may not like Trump but it's either Trump or Chairman Xi. Meaning Trump can treat Australia as nasty as he wants, as long as it's even one-inch better than Xi would treat it.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/canberra-mu ... 1yp43.html

Hmmm... well if a whole new trade war is coming Australia's choice is clear. They already do 3x as much trade with China as they do with the USA. And that doesn't even factor in all the other Asian countries surrounding it that would probably likely choose China over the USA. I guess they will have to buy the exact same products just without the little apple symbol on them directly from China for half the cost in the future...

Yeah, who wants Apple when Huawei's just as good but 40% of the price, right.

You two are both correct - Australia and China good friends forever! (^0^)

mookiemcgee wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Gen. Song Xiaojun of the PLA already warned Australia it has to choose a daddy: USA or China. Xiaojun said these are the only choices left to Oz. So Australia may not like Trump but it's either Trump or Chairman Xi. Meaning Trump can treat Australia as nasty as he wants, as long as it's even one-inch better than Xi would treat it.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/canberra-mu ... 1yp43.html

Hmmm... well if a whole new trade war is coming Australia's choice is clear. They already do 3x as much trade with China as they do with the USA. And that doesn't even factor in all the other Asian countries surrounding it that would probably likely choose China over the USA. I guess they will have to buy the exact same products just without the little apple symbol on them directly from China for half the cost in the future...

Well 85% of the Australian Air Force's planes are American so, I guess, if they want spare parts or weapons for them they'll comply. If they don't, I'm sure Trump won't mind feeding Australia alive to China. Maybe he'll rip off a few fingers first for a snack, who knows.

Great news! The Trumperment has announced that the West Bank settlements of the Zionist enemy are not conducive to Middle East peace.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/02/politics/ ... index.html

Donald Trump issues warning to Israel, Netanyahu on settlements

The White House says new Israeli settlements or the expansion of existing ones beyond their current borders may not help achieve peace between the Israelis and Palestinians.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/wo ... 3d07dfc8b2

Shalom, bitch!

saxitoxin wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Gen. Song Xiaojun of the PLA already warned Australia it has to choose a daddy: USA or China. Xiaojun said these are the only choices left to Oz. So Australia may not like Trump but it's either Trump or Chairman Xi. Meaning Trump can treat Australia as nasty as he wants, as long as it's even one-inch better than Xi would treat it.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/canberra-mu ... 1yp43.html

Hmmm... well if a whole new trade war is coming Australia's choice is clear. They already do 3x as much trade with China as they do with the USA. And that doesn't even factor in all the other Asian countries surrounding it that would probably likely choose China over the USA. I guess they will have to buy the exact same products just without the little apple symbol on them directly from China for half the cost in the future...

Well 85% of the Australian Air Force's planes are American so, I guess, if they want spare parts or weapons for them they'll comply. If they don't, I'm sure Trump won't mind feeding Australia alive to China. Maybe he'll rip off a few fingers first for a snack, who knows.

Vote Mechatrumpzilla/Pence 2024 - we will eat other countries fingers again!

saxitoxin wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Gen. Song Xiaojun of the PLA already warned Australia it has to choose a daddy: USA or China. Xiaojun said these are the only choices left to Oz. So Australia may not like Trump but it's either Trump or Chairman Xi. Meaning Trump can treat Australia as nasty as he wants, as long as it's even one-inch better than Xi would treat it.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/canberra-mu ... 1yp43.html

Hmmm... well if a whole new trade war is coming Australia's choice is clear. They already do 3x as much trade with China as they do with the USA. And that doesn't even factor in all the other Asian countries surrounding it that would probably likely choose China over the USA. I guess they will have to buy the exact same products just without the little apple symbol on them directly from China for half the cost in the future...

Well 85% of the Australian Air Force's planes are American so, I guess, if they want spare parts or weapons for them they'll comply. If they don't, I'm sure Trump won't mind feeding Australia alive to China. Maybe he'll rip off a few fingers first for a snack, who knows.

they are going to start buying Planes from China for 40% of the price and pay for it by selling off overpriced US bought equipment?

A convoy of Navy SEALs in Kentucky has been spotted flying the flag of the National Reorganization!



This small act is important because it's critical the state's armed apparatus - the military and police - is personally loyal to the leadership for the reorganization to succeed. To quote Frank Underwood ...

mrswdk wrote:Yeah, who wants Apple when Huawei's just as good but 40% of the price, right.

You two are both correct - Australia and China good friends forever! (^0^)

Its good that consumers finally have a choice as to which government monitors their calls. This really is the ultimate free market

mrswdk wrote:Yeah, who wants Apple when Huawei's just as good but 40% of the price, right.

You two are both correct - Australia and China good friends forever! (^0^)

40% and with free spyware!

-TG

The Japanese government has pledged to invest hundreds of billions of dollars into U.S. infrastructure development as a tribute payment to President Trump. The protection money will allow Japan to avoid Australian / Mexican - type punishments by the U.S.

Japan is putting together a package it says would generate 700,000 U.S. jobs and help create a $450-billion market to present to President Donald Trump next week, government sources familiar with the plans said.

The plans, to be unveiled when Prime Minister Shinzo Abe visits Trump on Feb. 10 in Washington, envisage investments in infrastructure projects such as high-speed trains and cybersecurity, said the sources, who declined to be identified as they are not authorized to speak to the media.

Investing in overseas infrastructure projects dovetails with a key plank in Abe's growth strategy, which is to export "high-quality" infrastructure technology.

The government may tap its foreign exchange reserves account to fund the package, the sources said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/usa-trum ... SL4N1FO0CK

Supplicants from Japan will present the tribute to President Trump in the White House Oval Office Throne Room next week.

"$450 billion? I said $500 billion!"

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail
What'd I say?

-TG

During a routine search of a traveler's phone at a customs checkpoint, anti-Trump memes were discovered.

The joke ended up being on the Bad Chica, though: upon finding the insulting images, border guards revoked her visa and kicked her out of the country!

http://www.debate.com.mx/mexico/Memes-c ... -0232.html

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail
What'd I say?

-TG

Heh heh... mule.

saxitoxin wrote:Well 85% of the Australian Air Force's planes are American so, I guess, if they want spare parts or weapons for them they'll comply. If they don't, I'm sure Trump won't mind feeding Australia alive to China.

You mean, allowing China and Australia to deepen their ties of mutually beneficial cooperation for ensuring harmony and prosperity.

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Well 85% of the Australian Air Force's planes are American so, I guess, if they want spare parts or weapons for them they'll comply. If they don't, I'm sure Trump won't mind feeding Australia alive to China.

You mean, allowing China and Australia to deepen their ties of mutually beneficial cooperation for ensuring harmony and prosperity.

China owns more of Australia, than America knows racist ways to divide a population over petty issues.

thegreekdog wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail
What'd I say?

-TG

Heh heh... mule.

That ep may have my favorite Simpsons scene.



That or the tomacco episode.

"It tastes like Grandma!"

-TG