Vegetarians no longer able to eat £5 notes

Posted:
Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:49 am
by Symmetry
Shockingly, the new 5 pound note in the UK is not vegetarian. It may not even be kosher or halal, and Hindus, Sikhs, and Jain folk are upset too. It has animal fat- tallow, in it.
It can, however, be used to play vinyl records. Sort of.
Re: Vegetarians no longer able to eat £5 notes

Posted:
Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:11 pm
by jonesthecurl
It can also survive a washing machine. Which means it's legal to launder money now.
Re: Vegetarians no longer able to eat £5 notes

Posted:
Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:15 am
by Symmetry
jonesthecurl wrote:It can also survive a washing machine. Which means it's legal to launder money now.
You'd think that would do the trick, but somehow people still think they're unclean.
I'm personally sticking to government advice- five a day.