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Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:09 pm**

Apart from the grammatically ridiculous question there is a real question.

What if the Oxford Complete Works of W. Shakespeare was the Word of God and totally accurate about everything and the world's religions were totally based around it?

I will spend the next five years coming up with a "Everything I need to know, I learned from Bill" list.

1. Bros before hoes (as evidenced by Two Gentlemen of Verona Act 5, Scene 4)

Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:30 pm**

2. The godly person buys high-quality detergents, as evidenced by Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1, lines 31 to 36.

Posted: **Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:06 am**

3. Age has no number, Romeo & Juliet (whole play)

Posted: **Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:52 pm**

Fairies can love Bottom.

Posted: **Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:27 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:Fairies can love Bottom.

inb4 Symmetry

Posted: **Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:28 pm**

And of course the Devil can quote Shakespeare.

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:15 am**

mrswdk wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Fairies can love Bottom.

inb4 Symmetry

The lady doth protest too much.

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