Conquer Club

i try to make this place fun and create a bunch of threads and polls and pretty pictures and you keep being boring and say nothing fun.

fucking polls have 32423 visits and only 10 votes.. would it kill you to vote?


you're beyond help. if it wasn't for betiko saying aggresive stuff and saxi doing cosmo surveys and all that this place would be dead.

nietzsche wrote:i try to make this place fun and create a bunch of threads and polls and pretty pictures and you keep being boring and say nothing fun.

fucking polls have 32423 visits and only 10 votes.. would it kill you to vote?


you're beyond help. if it wasn't for betiko saying aggresive stuff and saxi doing cosmo surveys and all that this place would be dead.

We're humour-challenged.

French cream puffs are aggressive? Polls are lame thats why. You're so confused mijo.

I vote in several of those polls first and probably viewed them 32000 times so your numbers are a bit off. Sorry. I also remember people losing it over that tatertot avatar.

I voted lil' buddy. I'm here for you. Ivanka WINS and Blake WINS. They're super cool.

I f*ck myself every night, thank you very much.

waauw wrote:I f*ck myself every night, thank you very much.

Of course you do....who else would?

You would you old pervert.

persianempire wrote:French cream puffs are aggressive? Polls are lame thats why. You're so confused mijo.

fck you pemp, don't call me that please.

Serbia wrote:I voted lil' buddy. I'm here for you. Ivanka WINS and Blake WINS. They're super cool.

I wish you have voted for Olsen but thanks.

2dimes wrote:I vote in several of those polls first and probably viewed them 32000 times so your numbers are a bit off. Sorry. I also remember people losing it over that tatertot avatar.

tatertot avatar?

waauw wrote:I f*ck myself every night, thank you very much.

you're welcome

warmonger1981 wrote:You would you old pervert.

Don't judge me, hole is a hole right?

That's my man! Ever f*ck a fat girl? Throw flour on her and f*ck a fold.

warmonger1981 wrote:That's my man! Ever f*ck a fat girl? Throw flour on her and f*ck a fold.

Oh hell no, that's the worst thing to do. You might end up fucking her armpit or something.

The proper way to f*ck a fat chick is to flip through the folds until you smell shit then go back one.

Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button

What's wrong with armpits? Throw the American flag over her and f*ck Old Glory. Or throw your duck through a glory hole and hope it's a girl on the other side. If not close your eyes and pretend.

Thanks Nietch.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button

I guess both holes are equally deep for you.

This thread is a micro aggression. You are a white male. A cis white male. f*ck you, you misogynist, gyno hating, gyro gobbling, pussy grabbing, deplorable gator raper.

waauw wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button

I guess both holes are equally deep for you.

About as deep as America's debt. Zing!

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button

Sounds like someone needs a relationship with another human. Have you at least tried a local massage joint for a "happy ending" or perhaps getting in contact with apey? She has already expressed how beautiful you are. Of course, you'll be dealing with damaged goods, but beggars shouldn't be choosers. Am I right?

If all else fails, get a bus ticket to Chicago. I'll pick you up and get your @ss working on the street corner I run. I guarantee all the sex you can dream of!

nietzsche wrote:i try to make this place fun and create a bunch of threads and polls and pretty pictures and you keep being boring and say nothing fun.

fucking polls have 32423 visits and only 10 votes.. would it kill you to vote?


you're beyond help. if it wasn't for betiko saying aggresive stuff and saxi doing cosmo surveys and all that this place would be dead.

tisk tisk little woman

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

waauw wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button

I guess both holes are equally deep for you.

About as deep as America's debt. Zing!

You caused it.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

waauw wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button

I guess both holes are equally deep for you.

About as deep as America's debt. Zing!

china owns yee bro..