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What British class are you?

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Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:26 am
by saxitoxin
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Nov 10, 2016 4:50 am
by DoomYoshi
Wanker
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:33 am
by mrswdk
Classism is just racism except it means you get to hate people the same color as you as well.
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:54 am
by Serbia
I got Tech Mid. #TechMid #TeamTechMid #screweveryoneelse
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:43 am
by saxitoxin
I retook the test a couple times and I just need to get a friend whose an accountant and start listening to jazz and I can move up a class so I'm not slumming it with Serbia.
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:21 am
by mrswdk
If the interwebs are to be believed then growing a beard and rolling your trousers up to your ankles will increase your social status by like 30% more than making friends with some nerd with a calculator.
Re: What British class are you?

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Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:25 am
by DoomYoshi
Established Middle Class, but I took the Euro-dollar exchange at face value which probably made it too high. I don't want to do the maths because I don't know an accountant socially. Oh wait, I actually do lmao!
Re: What British class are you?

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Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:10 pm
by WingCmdr Ginkapo
Well as the new affluent worker I appear to be the minority here, no wonder you lot annoy me. Bunch of toffs.
What are you a dirty electrician?

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Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:08 am
by 2dimes
I would likely be traditional working class if I married differently. Or maybe not. They used my former trade as the example though.
Re: What British class are you?

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Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:46 am
by Hooch
New affluent workers.
Bloody load of SIS nonsense.
Re: What British class are you?

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Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:38 pm
by General_Tao
Elite
This is the wealthiest and most privileged group in the UK. According to the Great British Class Survey results, lots of people in this group:
Enjoy high cultural activities such as visiting museums and listening to classical music
Went to private school and elite universities
Socialise with people who do a wide variety of jobs
^^^^^ true.
My last GF made me go to the opera a few times, that was probably what put me over the edge.
Re: What British class are you?

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Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:55 pm
by Symmetry
The class that thinks it should be "Which British class are you?", but wouldn't be bothered by it in conversational posting.
Pedantic teacher class? We're surprisingly common.
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:05 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Symmetry wrote:The class that thinks it should be "Which British class are you?", but wouldn't be bothered by it in conversational posting.
Pedantic teacher class? We're surprisingly common.
Obviously Saxi isn't in the "elite" class. I would wager he'd be in the "precariat" class, i.e. running about with his droogs.
-TG
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:00 pm
by Metsfanmax
Elite, bitches
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:10 pm
by Symmetry
Metsfanmax wrote:Elite, bitches
That just means that within a few months you'll have your picture in the tabloids dressed as a baby while snorting a mix of talcum powder and coke off the arse of a transexual.
It's not a big win, though you have accurately transcribed both what the headline, and indeed your first statement to the police, will be.
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:24 pm
by Metsfanmax
Symmetry wrote:That just means that within a few months you'll have your picture in the tabloids dressed as a baby while snorting a mix of talcum powder and coke off the arse of a transexual.
Reported for transphobia
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:36 pm
by Symmetry
Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:That just means that within a few months you'll have your picture in the tabloids dressed as a baby while snorting a mix of talcum powder and coke off the arse of a transexual.
Reported for transphobia
The rest of it was broadly accurate, then?
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:41 pm
by Metsfanmax
Symmetry wrote:Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:That just means that within a few months you'll have your picture in the tabloids dressed as a baby while snorting a mix of talcum powder and coke off the arse of a transexual.
Reported for transphobia
The rest of it was broadly accurate, then?
Except for the bit about the talcum powder.
Re: What British class are you?

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Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:49 pm
by Symmetry
Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:That just means that within a few months you'll have your picture in the tabloids dressed as a baby while snorting a mix of talcum powder and coke off the arse of a transexual.
Reported for transphobia
The rest of it was broadly accurate, then?
Except for the bit about the talcum powder.
As if you know what it's mixed with.
Re: What British class are you?

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Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:28 pm
by notyou2
Symmetry wrote:Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:That just means that within a few months you'll have your picture in the tabloids dressed as a baby while snorting a mix of talcum powder and coke off the arse of a transexual.
Reported for transphobia
The rest of it was broadly accurate, then?
Except for the bit about the talcum powder.
As if you know what it's mixed with.
''
He's a chemist, you antagonizing twit.
Re: What British class are you?

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Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:47 pm
by Symmetry
notyou2 wrote:Symmetry wrote:Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:Metsfanmax wrote:Symmetry wrote:That just means that within a few months you'll have your picture in the tabloids dressed as a baby while snorting a mix of talcum powder and coke off the arse of a transexual.
Reported for transphobia
The rest of it was broadly accurate, then?
Except for the bit about the talcum powder.
As if you know what it's mixed with.
''
He's a chemist, you antagonizing twit.
I apologise- apparently he's a chemist and a connoisseur. Only the good stuff.
Re: What British class are you?

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Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:44 am
by BoganGod
This was a thread with potential, a thread going places. yet another thread killed by Symmetry the chlamydia of OT threads.
Re: What British class are you?

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Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:17 pm
by Symmetry
BoganGod wrote:This was a thread with potential, a thread going places. yet another thread killed by Symmetry the chlamydia of OT threads.
It does seem to be a regular complaint of yours. Have you considered seeing a doctor?
EDIT: Or perhaps a psychologist?
Re: What British class are you?

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Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:20 am
by BoganGod
So I return to see an outrage bot has posted in this thread, but no other human posts. Maybe this thread is dead. Say it isn't so