Conquer Club

I mean really Moe them. Not the stupid "you're no Curly, Larry, or even Shemp, but I mean being able to poke someone's eyes even if they put their hand in the middle of their face to block you. Not to mention, the ability to do a counter-clockwise roundhouse until it comes down full force on their head. I'm talking full on Moe-ing here.

Seems someone like DDS, with all his fancy-schmancy military training would be able to defend most other forms of attack, so Moe-ing might be one of the few techniques to produce a wounding. Anyone successfully tried this during a fight?

Why you I aughta.

I've given out a good Moe-ing to a few nardowells before. Because I'm that fancy

Hear the loud alarum bells,
Brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor
Now—now to sit or never,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!






What?

Oh, you said Moe someone! I'm sorry, I thought you said Poe someone!

use only one finger and don't be greedy; poking an eye out of two is better than no eye at all