Conquer Club

HIDE YOUR FAT SISTERS!!

You don't need to hide your sister Nietz, if she's anything like you that is. The rest of you nerds though, hide em, and hide em well!

Holy shit.

Is he ever!

i think that gillipig with one of niet's sisters would make a great couple though. And it could be pretty cool if gillipig started working in niet's grocery store, and they could do together the inventory, try to hide from the mexican mafia and all those brother inlaw stuff.

betiko wrote:i think that gillipig with one of niet's sisters would make a great couple though. And it could be pretty cool if gillipig started working in niet's grocery store, and they could do together the inventory, try to hide from the mexican mafia and all those brother inlaw stuff.

I would watch that sitcom. Title it "Swedish Mercado" or something.

-TG

I want a recurring role of Canadian ex-pat customer, that is disappointed because all the skin magazines are ordered by Gilli and they never have HP sauce, Dr Pepper, KD or back bacon.

if you're referring to canadian bacon, it's only ham and we do have it.

It can be ham in the show just like Americans think but there is two different bacons. Typically you see the sliced belly of the pig cured and often smoked before you cook it. Then there is back bacon it is cured the same way but it is the back of the pig instead of the belly.

Good plan for an episode, when I come to the store asking for back bacon you try to sell me ham and then I rip my shirt like an Old Testament Pharisee.

and then an episode of you trying to pay me with canadian dollars and i giving you a nice exchange rate of 5 pesos per CAD.

then one day notyou2 comes to visit you and he comes to the store with a tshirt with a picture of gillipig on it. and he wants something for his arthritis and i sell him colored vaseline as a super magic balm for 50 dls.

Then the episode where we find the store run by the nice guy that does not rip off whities.

i'll be a crooked mexican cop.
Diling diling..

"hola, donde esta mi dinero?"

you sound like the mexicans in those american movies. "dounde sta lo bibliotecha"

nietzsche wrote:you sound like the mexicans in those american movies. "dounde sta lo bibliotecha"

Think of it more like a spanish conquistador coming for your gold you aztec primate!
I'm so goingto close your store if I find anything outdated on your shelves. Oh-oh!!! Here comes gillipig, and we all know he's a mess!!

ok Venancio

nietzsche wrote:ok Venancio

you forgot the mexican cop uniform!

2dimes wrote:Then the episode where we find the store run by the nice guy that does not rip off whities.

that episode will be funny beucase there's only a counter there and you have to ask in spanish for what you want. a the end of the episode it all comes back to normal when I accept you as a customer again after a little begging. Gillipig in the back playing cards with betiko.

nietzsche wrote:you sound like the mexicans in those american movies. "dounde sta lo bibliotecha"

Donde estas las putas?

Dukasaur wrote:

nietzsche wrote:you sound like the mexicans in those american movies. "dounde sta lo bibliotecha"

Donde estas las putas?

Donde están las mujeres blancas?

-TG

I don't have arthritis you misbegotten son of a llama and alpaca cross breed.

Do you have any milk in a bag?

when in rome...

damn canadians thinking they're the center of the world. americans are never like that when they come to the store, and buy more at higher prices. much better customers.

Diling diling..

"hola, donde esta mi dinero? Soy el teniente Zapata"

stop with the dilling dilling, this is not Farmacia de Guadia.

if you don't know what Farmacia de Guardia is, ask your gf.