Conquer Club

As anyone who has read OT knows, I am a fan of trough-style urinals because of their communal, team-building quality. But I'm not sure about this one. What does the gang think?



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They should make the doors small so only thin people can use them. If they did that, I think the support would be greater.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Just build like the navy and have a row of toilets no stalls.

That person in there is squatting with their pants on... going to be a mess

TeeGee wrote:That person in there is squatting with their pants on... going to be a mess

That's the good thing. You can run in there and save them. It also settles disputes about "who shit on the back wall?"

it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

Where I work, only apprentice mechanics do that.

Dukasaur wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

Where I work, only apprentice mechanics do that.

Huh, I guess that explains your avatar. Is that your highest?

Symmetry wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

Where I work, only apprentice mechanics do that.

Huh, I guess that explains your avatar. Is that your highest?

My current avatar? Nah, that's the Canadian Parliament buildings. I changed my avatar to get the bonus prize in the July Challenge and I've been too lazy to change it back.

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

no one shits in the street; but pissing in the street? hell yeah, there are some cases were you don't have the choice.
Like walking home and all the bars are closed, you are drunk and you have a lot of beer you need to evacuate... right now!... then you see an alley and no one around. What do you do in those cases you sissy canadian?

Like saxi, you always carry around one of the japanese things that you put in your pants and make pee solid?

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

Are you confusing Belgium and France again? In Germany, you have to pay for someone to do that on your chest and mouth. In America failed political candidates piss and shit on the internet.

BoganGod wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.

In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

Are you confusing Belgium and France again? In Germany, you have to pay for someone to do that on your chest and mouth. In America failed political candidates piss and shit on the internet.

I'll shit and piss on you for free, if it pleasures you.

Jesus.

And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?

Dukasaur wrote:And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?

NO. Every four years, the "best" our country has to offer go into hiding until the election is over.

I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

Dukasaur wrote:Jesus.

And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?

Yup, him or the orange rodeo clown.

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

Great idea. I've found the fastest way to get mall security - Start an argument with yourself in a bathroom stall, use two different voices. Make sure is loud. "No I won't sux your dick, until you sux mine first"
Works a treat

BoganGod wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Jesus.

And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?

Yup, him or the orange rodeo clown.

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

Great idea. I've found the fastest way to get mall security - Start an argument with yourself in a bathroom stall, use two different voices. Make sure is loud. "No I won't sux your dick, until you sux mine first"
Works a treat

Haha! Probably works better in the Bible Belt in flyover country butt in the big cities many have found a way around the issue of who goes first and who gets what. Send me a PM and I'll tell you all about it haha just kidding. Hi There's a coded tap dance you perform in a stall and wait for an answer back in tap tones and many times the party favors already mapped out and the terms and turn order are contractually fait accompli.

Oh yeah, not that I actually know any of this but it's what I've heard anyways

Hot shoe shuffle?
Cubical cupping and coding

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.

I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?

Metsfanmax wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.

I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?

2 Trolls, 1 Cup.

Metsfanmax wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.

I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?

Not really, my take on woody was that he was a bit up-tight, but a good guy and an upstanding member. Honest to a fault. Literally to a fault. It's no surprise at all to see him call out Scotty.

Dukasaur wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.

It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.

I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?

2 Trolls, 1 Cup.

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