Conquer Club

I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me

Chicken fooker?

You sick bastard!

If you stay with a girl that annoys you simply for the sex, you sir are a cad and an idiot.

vagina

The asylum wrote:I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me

I'll believe it when we see the pix. And that's one talkative bird....cockatoo?

KoolBak wrote:

The asylum wrote:I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me

I'll believe it when we see the pix. And that's one talkative bird....cockatoo?

Cucked by two more like it. I fell out of my chair laughing when I read "I have male friends", keep on trying kiddo. Just because a bloke lets you beat them off, doesn't make them your friend. Right betiko?

Have fun growing old together

Norse always did like pretending to be hard and not a virgin on these forums.

Serbia wrote:Norse always did like pretending to be hard and not a virgin on these forums.

Thankfully, you saw through his elaborate web of deception.

Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.

jonesthecurl wrote:Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.

Or just a prostitute.

-TG

Belly!

Gillipig wrote:Belly!

Pork Belly, you norse lovin cunt

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.

Or just a prostitute.

-TG

Good point. But I
Have no experience of that so it didn't occur to me.

Gillipig wrote:Belly!

unless she has an outie belly button