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What's the weridest text you've ever sent someone?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:25 pm
by mookiemcgee
I was texting with my sugar baby today, and the conversation got weird. So weird, that I think i may have set a new 'low bar' for myself. Read mine and share yours!

Me - Are those anal beads for me or for you?
Her - i should just shove my panties in your mouth so you cant talk - ever. You'd be more attractive.
Her - Your not allowed to text either, it's still a form of communication so now you've lost thumb privileges.
Me - I'm typing with my dick
Her - Well, you've got tuck game. We both know this
Me - My pussy is hot when i tuck. I just need to learn how to 'sissy that walk' and I'll be able to work the sf clubs on the weekend.
Her - Your such a boner killer.
Me - Right back at you!

Re: What's the weridest text you've ever sent someone?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 4:23 pm
by Army of GOD
me - I love vag
nietzche - me too!
me - lol

Re: What's the weridest text you've ever sent someone?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:55 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Not really weird, but usually how my conversations go.

Me - "Wanna hang out?"
Friend - "Sure, come over."
Me - "I need a ride."
Friend - "Bum"
Me - "You're a fucking bum!"
Friend - "You're a mother fucking bum!"
Me - "You're the ugliest bum!"
Friend - "Bitch! What're you doing right now?"
Me - "Masturbating to your Facebook page"


Annnd that's how it usually goes.