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Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:51 am
by saxitoxin

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:21 pm
by mrswdk
I think he thought the anchor was saying Agrabah.

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:20 pm
by saxitoxin
Now that's what I call an Uncut Johnson!

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AMIRITE MRSWDK?!?

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:23 pm
by patches70
And the entire libertarian movement gave out a collective facepalm.

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Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:27 pm
by patches70
I'm pretty sure when he was asked about Aleppo his immediate thought was "I guess it's a pretty good brand of dog food, but what's this got to do with the Presidential campaign?"

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:29 pm
by saxitoxin
patches70 wrote:I'm pretty sure when he was asked about Aleppo his immediate thought was "I guess it's a pretty good brand of dog food, but what's this got to do with the Presidential campaign?"


lmao =D>

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:41 pm
by Metsfanmax
The New York Times Doesn't Know What Aleppo Is, Either

The New York Times immediately read his embarrassing gaffe into the record. It wrote:

    “What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is the de facto capital of the Islamic State.
The Syrian city of Aleppo is not the de facto capital of the Islamic State. When the New York Times was apprised of this, it quickly rewrote the piece:

    “What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is a stronghold of the Islamic State.
Aleppo is also not a stronghold of the Islamic State.

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:48 pm
by riskllama
is there some type of "mulligan" clause pertaining to presidential elections in the US constitution? possibly somewhere near the back? y'all might wanna look into it...

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:32 pm
by tzor
Andrew Wilkow just said that the nominations for the Libertarian Party is like who gets the garter at the wedding. Unlike the bouquet, where all the young ladies fight tooth and nail to get, getting the garter is something most people try to avoid. Oops you just got the garter, congratulations, you are nominated.

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:45 pm
by Bernie Sanders
He has trouble focusing. His running mate usually covers for him.

Looks like dementia is starting to take it's toll.

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:02 pm
by Dukasaur
Bernie Sanders wrote:He has trouble focusing. His running mate usually covers for him.

Looks like dementia is starting to take it's toll.


*Its toll.

Looks like dementia is claiming more than one victim.

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:36 pm
by mrswdk
Metsfanmax wrote:The New York Times Doesn't Know What Aleppo Is, Either

The New York Times immediately read his embarrassing gaffe into the record. It wrote:

    “What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is the de facto capital of the Islamic State.
The Syrian city of Aleppo is not the de facto capital of the Islamic State. When the New York Times was apprised of this, it quickly rewrote the piece:

    “What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is a stronghold of the Islamic State.
Aleppo is also not a stronghold of the Islamic State.


:lol:

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 6:24 pm
by jgordon1111
Dukasaur wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:He has trouble focusing. His running mate usually covers for him.

Looks like dementia is starting to take it's toll.


*Its toll.

Looks like dementia is claiming more than one victim.


Actually if he had smoked less weed and focused on what's really going on in the world he might have had a chance.
Meanwhile jill is vandalizing bulldozers in protest.
Both of their responses ohhh look how pretty.

Re: Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 7:45 pm
by Phatscotty