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Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:11 pm**

One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:14 pm**

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:18 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

Top class community moderating, as always

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:57 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:Wait... what?

Tim Horton's is a Canadian coffee shop, named after a hokey player.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:01 pm**

DoomYoshi wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Wait... what?

Tim Horton's is a Canadian coffee shop, named after a hokey player.

Someone playing hookey? Is this a Ferris Buller thread?

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:46 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

I love it when chicks talk dirty about me.

Symmetry wrote:Top class community moderating, as always

Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:21 pm**

Serbia, stop spamming with tlhe profanities

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:44 am**

I assume you got a pic on your phone?? And introduced yourself?? Daaaamn.....

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:05 am**

Symmetry wrote:Serbia, stop spamming with tlhe profanities

Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that.

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:09 am**

Serbia wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Serbia, stop spamming with tlhe profanities

Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that.

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:56 pm**

I once heard a guy say

" Don't make me knock you out and suck your dick."

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2016 1:26 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

I had to look that up ... :twisted:

... That actually makes sense.

(It's a liquid lip stick ...)

Posted: **Tue Aug 30, 2016 2:27 pm**

tzor wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

I had to look that up ... ... That actually makes sense.

(It's a liquid lip stick ...)

Yeah, I had to google it, too, of course. It's funny. I had assumed they were talking about their avatars in some kind of online RPG, but nope! They were talking about their avatars right here in the real world, and Jeffree Star is a maker of real-world slutting paraphernalia.

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