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I got bit by a dog today but I'm unsure if I should go to the physician.

The dog looked like a pure bred of some type, like maybe a poodle, and it was on a leash and didn't seem to be behaving unusually prior to the bite, and the owners seemed nice (like not just some homeless dude wandering around with a dog on a rope). It lunged at me quite unexpectedly and bit my calf. The owner apologized and I said "no prob, man!" and we went our separate ways. But then I pulled down my trousers and I noticed a contusion with a very slight, almost invisible, puncture mark. However, my pants were just fine so nothing had actually penetrated the cloth I don't think. I threw some Hydrogen Peroxide on it later.

Do you think I should see a doctor or what? I think I'll blow it off.

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you should be fine.

riskllama wrote:you should be fine.

Says who?

Use some Summer's Eve, wear a hat and stroke yourself.

In Ancient Egyptian culture, a person wounded by an animal would have to personally kill it. Otherwise a fraction of their soul would lie forever with that animal, and they could never get to the afterlife.

It may have injected rabies saliva into your leg. Have AOG tie a tourniquet very tight above the puncture and then have him suck the rabid saliva from the wound.

notyou2 wrote:It may have injected rabies saliva into your leg. Have AOG tie a tourniquet very tight above the puncture and then have him suck the rabid saliva from the wound.

This sounds like the opening plot to a midget-on-old-guy porno.

Serbia wrote:

notyou2 wrote:It may have injected rabies saliva into your leg. Have AOG tie a tourniquet very tight above the puncture and then have him suck the rabid saliva from the wound.

This sounds like the opening plot to a midget-on-old-guy porno.

So saxi and AOG will feel right at home!

Dukasaur wrote:

Serbia wrote:

notyou2 wrote:It may have injected rabies saliva into your leg. Have AOG tie a tourniquet very tight above the puncture and then have him suck the rabid saliva from the wound.

This sounds like the opening plot to a midget-on-old-guy porno.

So saxi and AOG will feel right at home!

Because saxi is old and AoG is a midget!

mrswdk wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

Serbia wrote:

notyou2 wrote:It may have injected rabies saliva into your leg. Have AOG tie a tourniquet very tight above the puncture and then have him suck the rabid saliva from the wound.

This sounds like the opening plot to a midget-on-old-guy porno.

So saxi and AOG will feel right at home!

Because saxi is old and AoG is a midget!

... because an explanation was needed...

I think you're gonna lose the leg. If you don't remove the limb the rabies/zombie virus/parvo will spread, then you'll end up losing your twig and berries, too. Better chop it off just to be on the safe side, bro. Trust me, I'm like smart and stuff.

-TG

He's already dead. Don't need to cushion the blow.

You're a goner bro. I give you a few more days, tops. May as well get on with your will. I'll take over the account and keep up the legacy of Saxi.

Been a long time since I heard about such a vicious and unprovoked attack on a grown man by a poodle. Hope you ain't having nightmares over this horrible incident. File charges and put that crazed animal down, before it takes an unprovoked shit in my yard!