Conquer Club

I choose steak.

Medium rare...

stake > steak

Bleu should have been an option

BoganGod wrote:Bleu should have been an option

Don't tell me how to run my threads you pleb.

Medium rare is just rare for people who want everyone to see them eating a rare steak but would really have preferred a burger.

inb4 betiko comes in this thread talking about how he likes the meat totally raw because he's French and their historic cuisine blah blah

A little steak ... (7oz each to be precise from Omaha Streaks)



A little BBQ



Results in ... Steak on a plate ...

mrswdk wrote:Medium rare is just rare for people who want everyone to see them eating a rare steak but would really have preferred a burger.

inb4 betiko comes in this thread talking about how he likes the meat totally raw because he's French and their historic cuisine blah blah

Hence me asking for bleu as an option. Steak is different to man meat. The more you play with/cook steak, the smaller it gets........

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Bleu should have been an option

Don't tell me how to run my threads you pleb.

Pleb? You the chinless wonder are telling a chef not to comment on a food topic. I've forgotten more about food than you've had dry handjobs from your cousins of both genders. We all know how frisky things get in your trailer.

BoganGod wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Bleu should have been an option

Don't tell me how to run my threads you pleb.

Pleb? You the chinless wonder are telling a chef not to comment on a food topic. I've forgotten more about food than you've had dry handjobs from your cousins of both genders. We all know how frisky things get in your trailer.

Listen here Chef Boyardee, if we needed advice on how to make spaghettios we would contact you immediately, this is a thread about steak though, so unless you can cook real food and not sweaty dick foam soup for some armless hobo, you need to pack your shit and shut the f*ck up. We're classy here.

With giant shrimp....toasting with my son over a well made meal ;o)

I just had steak! And it tasted so good.

I support a Blue option, even though I wouldn't choose it; rare is best.

Kibbeh Nayeh - one of my favorite dishes.
Raw lamb. Put some olive oil on it, scoop it and eat it in a piece of flat Syrian bread - just delicious.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Bleu should have been an option

Don't tell me how to run my threads you pleb.

Pleb? You the chinless wonder are telling a chef not to comment on a food topic. I've forgotten more about food than you've had dry handjobs from your cousins of both genders. We all know how frisky things get in your trailer.

Listen here Chef Boyardee, if we needed advice on how to make spaghettios we would contact you immediately, this is a thread about steak though, so unless you can cook real food and not sweaty dick foam soup for some armless hobo, you need to pack your shit and shut the f*ck up. We're classy here.

Don't talk about your homeless rub and tug fetish. I'm more qualified than you to talk about most topics except incest. You win by an extra toe, and a scar on the neck.
Talking about steak, I'm a chef, I've worked as a butcher, I've manned the grill at the biggest steak house in Australia. You sir, should be begging me to contribute and raise the bar in this dribbly thread of yours.

Serbia wrote:Kibbeh Nayeh - one of my favorite dishes.
Raw lamb. Put some olive oil on it, scoop it and eat it in a piece of flat Syrian bread - just delicious.

it looks like a shoe.

KoolBak wrote:With giant shrimp....toasting with my son over a well made meal ;o)

your son has girly hands.

BoganGod wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Bleu should have been an option

Don't tell me how to run my threads you pleb.

Pleb? You the chinless wonder are telling a chef not to comment on a food topic. I've forgotten more about food than you've had dry handjobs from your cousins of both genders. We all know how frisky things get in your trailer.

Listen here Chef Boyardee, if we needed advice on how to make spaghettios we would contact you immediately, this is a thread about steak though, so unless you can cook real food and not sweaty dick foam soup for some armless hobo, you need to pack your shit and shut the f*ck up. We're classy here.

Don't talk about your homeless rub and tug fetish. I'm more qualified than you to talk about most topics except incest. You win by an extra toe, and a scar on the neck.
Talking about steak, I'm a chef, I've worked as a butcher, I've manned the grill at the biggest steak house in Australia. You sir, should be begging me to contribute and raise the bar in this dribbly thread of yours.

My homeless rug fetish holds more standing over your frilly butchery in undercooked produce. You probably burn fruit and call it a cuisine. Your glory days of cooking meat for under fed prisoners having your own meat stroked by some poor boy are gone. Anyone that is anyone knows that being a butcher in Australia is the equivalent of saying "I just have my salad toss all day, because I have no idea what I'm doing."
I could head down to McDonalds and they would know more about cooking than you, you amateur.

Here's your resturant.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g255103-d729099-Reviews-Venezia_Cafe_Restaurant-Perth_Greater_Perth_Western_Australia.html

I would rather beg a guy named Bubba to pop my dirt star cherry than take advice from some peon in the backwoods of Australia you illiterate f*ck!

Serbia wrote:Kibbeh Nayeh - one of my favorite dishes.
Raw lamb. Put some olive oil on it, scoop it and eat it in a piece of flat Syrian bread - just delicious.

Raw lamb?
Sounds great!

P.S. Damn you Serbia, if you keep posting like this I may have to unfoe you.

Someone with soap, dirty soap no less wishes to lecture me. Perth restaurant? f*ck no. Western Australia is the wait awhile state, on an intellectual level marginally higher than bible belt merica. So about 2decades behind the east coast of Australia. Visited Perth in my youth, got more tail than ever before, think the local girls found it a novelty to be fingered by someone who wasn't talking about how much they looked like his favourite cousin. Probably be your type of city DDS, a place where people go to family reunions to get laid. Birth control is shagging your sister who is carrying your brothers child(she can't get knocked up twice....), one hour in a kitchen with me and your little bitch arse would be crying. You can't handle the heat.
You don't have a stake in steaks, you don't have skills, you don't have passion, you just have a mouth. Just waiting for some john to fill it full of salty swimmers. Take your sub furry chub rolls back to adult match maker.

riskllama wrote:your son has girly hands.

Lol...love to see you tell him that to his face, fuckstik Nice post BTW.....

I'm sorry KB, but it's true.

The real question is, is the steak halal?

wtf does that have to do w/anything, mrs?