Conquer Club

The people that were distributing my first Panto, "ARRR!" went belly-up, so I have now published it myself. Performing rights are a separate deal, but you can now get a print copy or kindle copy from the usual places (Amazon, Barnes and Noble), or direct from me (if you're in the U.S.) for $9.95, post-free or (my favourite choice) order it from your local book store.
https://www.amazon.com/Arrr-British-Pantomime-stage-script-ebook/dp/B01HYOKT1Y/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1468951254&sr=8-4&keywords=ARRR%21#navbar

Jones what are your thoughts on the Trident renewal?

Stupid idea.

Tridents!!!! Pshawww. Cutlasses are waaayy better.