Conquer Club

Now Offering the "Best of Army of GOD Sampler Pack" Get yours before it's gone!

Includes 6 Premium Gifs, from a hand selected, curated list.







Since the Conquer Mall has rats, I'm moving out and starting an online-only store where you can buy .gifs.

First up is the Symmetry Special:
3 Blue Stars o.b.o.
SOLD!!!

Here is my bargain bin:

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3 blues is pretty steep, DY. what's the warranty situation?

Unlike your signature, this avatar will be maintained in my personal archive in perpetuity. Rather than focusing on the warranty, let me draw your attention to the qualities of the avatar: The letters are stuck in position but magically move and an N appears where you expect a B to be and vice versa. Only by owning this item will you ever hope to unravel the mystery!

What's your return policy?

DoomYoshi wrote:Unlike your signature, this avatar will be maintained in my personal archive in perpetuity. Rather than focusing on the warranty, let me draw your attention to the qualities of the avatar: The letters are stuck in position but magically move and an N appears where you expect a B to be and vice versa. Only by owning this item will you ever hope to unravel the mystery!

Why don't the others move? Are those some lemons you're trying to pass off as gifs?

-TG

do you accept trade-ins?

notyou2 wrote:What's your return policy?

All sales are final!

riskllama wrote:do you accept trade-ins?

Sure, I'll give you the pick of the bargain bin for the M-shaped swastika bunny

haha, I could never part with Karl.

who bought the sym spacial???

Nobody! By moving the stock around, I can make it look more popular and drive up the prices!!!

gotcha.
might as well sell off your black jesus wares now, too. I'm sure he wouldn't mind...

Can you get exclusive rights to some avatars, say Batman for example?

how much is your dad's avatar?

I hereby award myself IPR ownership of notyou2's signature.

riskllama wrote:gotcha.
might as well sell off your black jesus wares now, too. I'm sure he wouldn't mind...

I can't answer you, since you obviously bought your wares at an inferior shop.

betiko wrote:how much is your dad's avatar?

It was free, back in the dark ages of the site (when it was growing and shit).

mrswdk wrote:I hereby award myself IPR ownership of notyou2's signature.

That's the spirit!

DoomYoshi wrote:
I can't answer you, since you obviously bought your wares at an inferior shop.

bought???
, i "borrowed" them...

Selling this signature for 1 months' premium or best offer

notyou2 wrote:Can you get exclusive rights to some avatars, say Batman for example?

Batman, specifically, is already claimed. I'm pretty sure that signature isn't yours anymore. Do you want a new one?