Conquer Club

A few days ago i was on the train, past rush hour, nice and quiet in the coach. Pull up to a stop, and some lady gets on, sits in the quadrant next to mine, and calls up her friend. I'm sitting there trying to do work on my computer. She starts talking about bullshit like she fell down and now shes bleeding, and some guy named Francois, who invited her to the grand prix in Montreal. She doesn't even have the courtesy to try and be quiet, especially when she starts talking about extremely personal things.

The small talk ends, and she talks about some sort of medical procedure, and also mentioning Francois. She talks about some sort of $20,000 procedure where they get flown down to the US for free, free night at hotel, and a whole day of consultation, where they can pick a doctor.

I'm thinking, oh shit, Francois has cancer, but something was off because this lady was absolutely giddy. Then she starts talking about how the doctors know everything about them, such as eye color, hair color, sports, health, genetics, grades in university.

Grades in university? Why do they need that for cancer treatment? Then she talks about donors, and how Francois only wants a donor who signed a waver which restricts their sperm to only one child. She's absolutely glowing. I took a good look at her, and she was a 4/10 lady who looked like she was 43 with shit skin quality from years of tanning.

As a young man, I couldn't wrap my head around Francois. This guy is spending 20k on an expired lady so that she can get pregnant from another man, of their choosing. I thought that most of the joy of having children was seeing yourself in them as they grew up.

Would you guys do what Francois did? Could you do it, know everyday that it's not your child. Sure it's fun when times are good. But when your wife's a bitch forcing you to save college tuition for the teenager who brings you misery, what then? Or what if she just divorces you, and your one of those guys paying child support for not your child?

Maybe Francois lost his nuts trying to jump over a barbed wire fence.

When we say "Francois" we are talking about betiko, right?

saxitoxin wrote:When we say "Francois" we are talking about betiko, right?

Who else?

I couldn't do it. I mean, best of luck to betiko because he is probably paying for my sperm.

perhaps Francois is sterile?

riskllama wrote:perhaps Francois is sterile?

Yeah we know. That's the question. Would you do it if you were sterile?

I would rather raise a kid who wasn't mine.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I would rather raise a kid who wasn't mine.

PM DoomYoshi and ask for the Summer Special. He'll fill-up a zip-lock bag for you and you'll be on your way.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I would rather raise a kid who wasn't mine.

-TG

Like you would rather adopt than do the procedure mentioned above?

Doesn't matter.

-TG

Honestly, spending 20k is ridiculously stupid.
If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.

There you go, keep those 20k for not his college funds and buy yourself a convertible!

Huh, that kind of deflated the Francois = Betico theory.

Just because I can't conceive why deprive my wife of having a child?

2dimes wrote:Huh, that kind of deflated the Francois = Betico theory.

Just because I can't conceive why deprive my wife of having a child?

Or why deprive yourself from having one!

It s pretty stupid, being the biological parent isn't the only way to be a parent...

Seriously, imagine all the people on this earth whose father isn't their father and have never been told.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I would rather raise a kid who wasn't mine.

-TG

So you are a biologist/biochemist who doesn't believe in reproduction? How else can you define the Good Life?

betiko wrote:

2dimes wrote:Huh, that kind of deflated the Francois = Betico theory.

Just because I can't conceive why deprive my wife of having a child?

Or why deprive yourself from having one!

It s pretty stupid, being the biological parent isn't the only way to be a parent...

Seriously, imagine all the people on this earth whose father isn't their father and have never been told.

Yeah, and from an evolutionary perspective, they've all been conned out of their resources. But in this case you know. I feel like any enjoyment derived from parenting would turn to ash in my mouth knowing it's not my child.

Hearing that lady talk about it was what really made me pessimistic. She was laughing the entire time, i wonder if her sterile partner was there she would be so merry about getting pregnant. It was almost like she didn't give a f*ck about the guy as long as he payed for premium sperm and took care of the offspring.

betiko wrote:If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.

Betty - I'm happy to bang anyone you need banged. Hit me up on Whatsapp. I'll need about 10 minutes notice.

DoomYoshi wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I would rather raise a kid who wasn't mine.

-TG

So you are a biologist/biochemist who doesn't believe in reproduction? How else can you define the Good Life?

I would probably just do like betiko said if i were sterile. Let her get pregnant however.

I can't justify condemning a possible child to a death sentence. It would kill me to have the person i love most live this life.

Plus, i often look around and am disgusted with the vile dregs who procreate without compunction, simply because they can or want a child. And they likewise breed similar worthless little vile dregs. And then i remind myself I'm not much better. My genetics are shit.

-TG

I'm indifferent. If my wife wanted a child who shared her genes, but not mine, I'd be good with that.

I am offering my services as a sperm donor. I am over 6' tall, blond, blue eyed, body of an adonis, superior intellect, and extremely well endowed.

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.

Betty - I'm happy to bang anyone you need banged. Hit me up on Whatsapp. I'll need about 10 minutes notice.

As far as I know my sperm worked on the second shot (maybe the first miss was my GF's fail), and as far as I know you've never hit a home run.

Also, please descibe your genes !

betiko wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.

Betty - I'm happy to bang anyone you need banged. Hit me up on Whatsapp. I'll need about 10 minutes notice.

As far as I know my sperm worked on the second shot (maybe the first miss was my GF's fail), and as far as I know you've never hit a home run.

Also, please descibe your genes !

pre-faded denim, size 30 U.S.-sizing, about 6 months old

I think I have the best genes since I'm the only forum goer who attends Bilderberg semi-regularly.

betiko wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.

Betty - I'm happy to bang anyone you need banged. Hit me up on Whatsapp. I'll need about 10 minutes notice.

As far as I know my sperm worked on the second shot (maybe the first miss was my GF's fail), and as far as I know you've never hit a home run.

Also, please descibe your genes !

Oh come one, we all know saxi is the CC casa nova. I bet he's crushing it down at the Crab Shack on a nightly basis.

-TG

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.

Betty - I'm happy to bang anyone you need banged. Hit me up on Whatsapp. I'll need about 10 minutes notice.

As far as I know my sperm worked on the second shot (maybe the first miss was my GF's fail), and as far as I know you've never hit a home run.

Also, please descibe your genes !

pre-faded denim, size 30 U.S.-sizing, about 6 months old

inseam or waist? brand?