New...Everything Needed

I'm poor. I'll probably always be poor. I figure since it's okay to post the fora equivalent of panhandling (for non-necessities and definitely not something like medical assistance, like certain crowd-fundings are generally used for), i would join in.
So, my cc peeps, give me some money! Your generous contributions would be applied toward (in no particular order):
Thanks in advance y'all!
-TG
So, my cc peeps, give me some money! Your generous contributions would be applied toward (in no particular order):
- payment of student loans
- truck purchase (mine sucks)
- beer
- scotch
- keeping fat wads of cash to impress the ladies when i go out
- similarly, strippers
- new violin
- trip to Mexico (mostly for sexual antics)
- some work on my butt, it needs some beautification
Thanks in advance y'all!
-TG