Conquer Club

1. September 11, 2001 - France is president of the UN Security Council
2. The League of Nations was going to use Esperanto as the Working Language but the French delegate blocked it, so instead they used French, English and Spanish which led directly to World War 2
3. They aren't very good at Settlers of Catan

4. Even the French don't want to live in France, that's why betiko moved to Spain.

-TG

5. False advertisement of "French Fries".

6. Poodles

7. You can marry a dead person.

8. There's only one stop sign in the entire city of Paris.

9) When you order a steak in Paris, step up a level. If you want it rare, order it medium or medium-rare.
10) Never order a steak well-done unless you want to piss off the chef.
11) Skip Paris. French people are awesome pretty much anywhere outside the capital.
12) Did you know that Paris is so psychologically disappointing to Japanese people that there's a syndrome? Look it up. Paris syndrome. It's a big problem for the Japanese embassy there. I'm not kidding, there's a wiki page for it. The city breaks Japanese people.

Only country where a taxi driver refused my money, though the meter had been running.

French people who speak no English find my French perfectly understandable. But French who speak English insist they can't understand my French.