Conquer Club

Look at that dummy!

Dude should really pay more attention.

Who knew a goat(?) could generate that much force.

I'm fairly certain that's a bovine, not a goat.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I'm fairly certain that's a bovine, not a goat.

-TG

Who knew a small cow could generate that much force?

thegreekdog wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I'm fairly certain that's a bovine, not a goat.

-TG

Who knew a small cow could generate that much force?

I did.

After a good goat humping session Abdul forgot to wash the goat scent off him.

The sandals flying off his feet really adds something to this clip.

I think it's probably just a lover's spat...

Dukasaur wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I'm fairly certain that's a bovine, not a goat.

-TG

Who knew a small cow could generate that much force?

I did.

To be fair, you claim to know everything.

I have seen things kind of like that at Rodeos, farms and ranches.

Have you never seen those videos of mountain sheep head butting each other?

I can't stop laughing because the guy does not pay any attention until it's too late. The (possibly young bovine) seems to just be doing it on the way through. Bulls tend to want to take out everything if they are in a mood so I don't think it is male. Not very big so I'm guessing it is just under a year old.

Too tall and lacking wool to be a sheep or ram. I would guess it's weight between 750 and 900 pounds. Speed 8 miles per hour? That is going to be quite a bit of force there.

2dimes wrote:I have seen things kind of like that at Rodeos, farms and ranches.

Have you never seen those videos of mountain sheep head butting each other?

I can't stop laughing because the guy does not pay any attention until it's too late. The (possibly young bovine) seems to just be doing it on the way through. Bulls tend to want to take out everything if they are in a mood so I don't think it is male. Not very big so I'm guessing it is just under a year old.

Too tall and lacking wool to be a sheep or ram. I would guess it's weight between 750 and 900 pounds. Speed 8 miles per hour? That is going to be quite a bit of force there.

Look... you're typing at the guy who thought it was a goat.

thegreekdog wrote:

2dimes wrote:I have seen things kind of like that at Rodeos, farms and ranches.

Have you never seen those videos of mountain sheep head butting each other?

I can't stop laughing because the guy does not pay any attention until it's too late. The (possibly young bovine) seems to just be doing it on the way through. Bulls tend to want to take out everything if they are in a mood so I don't think it is male. Not very big so I'm guessing it is just under a year old.

Too tall and lacking wool to be a sheep or ram. I would guess it's weight between 750 and 900 pounds. Speed 8 miles per hour? That is going to be quite a bit of force there.

Look... you're typing at the guy who thought it was a goat.

SOME LAWYER YOU ARE

Serbia wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

2dimes wrote:I have seen things kind of like that at Rodeos, farms and ranches.

Have you never seen those videos of mountain sheep head butting each other?

I can't stop laughing because the guy does not pay any attention until it's too late. The (possibly young bovine) seems to just be doing it on the way through. Bulls tend to want to take out everything if they are in a mood so I don't think it is male. Not very big so I'm guessing it is just under a year old.

Too tall and lacking wool to be a sheep or ram. I would guess it's weight between 750 and 900 pounds. Speed 8 miles per hour? That is going to be quite a bit of force there.

Look... you're typing at the guy who thought it was a goat.

SOME LAWYER YOU ARE

I don't know my farm animals. Maybe the more appropriate comment, since I can't tell a goat from a cow:

SOME GREEK YOU ARE!

Pretty sure it's a Chrenobyl goat, so I declare TGD correct.

Can Greeks afford farm animals anymore?

thegreekdog wrote:
Look... you're typing at the guy who thought it was a goat.

me too. I am convinced it is a cow now. But it moves like a goat acted like a goat.

I'll grab a video clip of some mountain sheep clashing, it's impressive.

Serbia wrote:Can Greeks afford farm animals anymore?

Hmm... that's a good defense for my lack of knowledge. Thanks!

thegreekdog wrote:

Serbia wrote:Can Greeks afford farm animals anymore?

Hmm... that's a good defense for my lack of knowledge. Thanks!

Always got your back, bro.

Ok, let's start with the mountain rams, because they are kind of cool and even though they are somewhat near here and I have seen them hang around, I have never seen this activity in person.



Next this goat is smaller than whatever is in the first picture and does not get up the speed of the OP yet knocks a few people over.

Haha that ornery goat. Hilarious. Brings back memories.

-TG

Here's a sheep, it's small too. Gets the willing combatant a few times pretty good.



Here's a short one with a pretty good bunt.

That seems to be the most popular one on YouTube. That is probably the best audio I watched about seven different mixes.

I am fairly disappointed there seems to be no spectacular bunts, I could find currently. I have seen guys launched over fences. Granted they were typically in the process of trying to get over the fence before the animal made contact but.. I am on the look out for a good one.

Bulls are by far the worst (best?) not only because they are largest and quite powerful, more because they are sometimes trying to finish you off. You probably have to be a bit suicidal to ride them.

Goats...I hate goats, ill tempered stupid creatures with fkn hard heads