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I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby The asylum on Sat May 21, 2016 3:02 am

As I get older (45) I find myself thinking that Islam could be the future for Europe.

I no longer drink as the hangovers are unbearable nowadays. I am against homosexuality in every way, although I'll leave throwing them off buildings to a more moderate Muslim. I like numerous women, but I draw the line at anything below 19 (not that I can get anything that young these days). I've always been a bit of a chauvinist so the abolishing of feminism will suit me down to the ground. Let's face it who gives a f*ck what a fat hairy bitch wants anyway!

Yes Islam has many great points for the mature male and I really could see myself converting!

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Army of GOD on Sat May 21, 2016 3:09 am

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby waauw on Sat May 21, 2016 5:46 am

You clearly need more mental therapy.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat May 21, 2016 11:32 am

Christianity doesn't support drunkenness, homosexuality or feminism either.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Serbia on Sat May 21, 2016 11:42 am

The asylum wrote:As I get older (45) I find myself thinking that Islam could be the future for Europe.

I no longer drink as the hangovers are unbearable nowadays. I am against homosexuality in every way, although I'll leave throwing them off buildings to a more moderate Muslim. I like numerous women, but I draw the line at anything below 19 (not that I can get anything that young these days). I've always been a bit of a chauvinist so the abolishing of feminism will suit me down to the ground. Let's face it who gives a f*ck what a fat hairy bitch wants anyway!

Yes Islam has many great points for the mature male and I really could see myself converting!

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby GabonX on Sat May 21, 2016 11:47 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Christianity doesn't support drunkenness, homosexuality or feminism either.

Nah man. Haven't you been listening to this new pope?

Moral relativity is in.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat May 21, 2016 12:00 pm

the pope isn't christian. he is a Marian
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby GabonX on Sat May 21, 2016 12:13 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:the pope isn't christian. he is a Marian

That's a silly thing to say about the Vicar of Jesus Christ.

It's like saying "Obama isn't a democrat, he's a politician."
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat May 21, 2016 7:07 pm

GabonX wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:the pope isn't christian. he is a Marian

That's a silly thing to say about the Vicar of Jesus Christ.

It's like saying "Obama isn't a democrat, he's a politician."


Catholics worship Mary, the Mother of Christ. Christians worship Christ.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Sat May 21, 2016 7:43 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Catholics worship Mary, the Mother of Christ. Christians worship Christ.


Catholics DO NOT worship Mary. Period. End.

Most Protestants wouldn't know "worship" (English as a religious language flat out sucks ... most people wouldn't know "latria") if it bit them in the bottom and refused to let go.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Sat May 21, 2016 7:53 pm

You forgot to mention that Islam is a strong supporter of paedophilia; their "prophet" married a girl at the age of 6 (although did not have sexual relations with her until the age of 9).

The very name of Islam is "submission and obedience." It is designed to reward absolute submission with carnal pleasures, both in this life and in the life to come. It is a very interesting Christian heresy, hobbled together from a number of Christian heresies and thrown in with a complete misunderstanding of both Jewish and Christian scriptures as well as a complete screw up of biblical timelines.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat May 21, 2016 8:13 pm

I take it you haven't been to Latin America recently, tzor.

Whether it is worship or veneration or simply devotion, it is missing the point of God's Word.

The current Pope actually brought a copy of a painting back to Argentina and started a Mary cult that worships the (copy of a) painting.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Sat May 21, 2016 8:22 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:The current Pope actually brought a copy of a painting back to Argentina and started a Mary cult that worships the (copy of a) painting.


Again, please show me an example of latria applied to the image. Devotion does not equal worship. Going to a place does not equal worship either. People go to see the Mona Lisa as well and that is not worship.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Sat May 21, 2016 8:46 pm

tzor wrote:You forgot to mention that Islam is a strong supporter of paedophilia; their "prophet" married a girl at the age of 6 (although did not have sexual relations with her until the age of 9).


LOL, really? A Catholic denouncing another religion for "supporting pedophilia"? =D>

    Historic Catholicism: Mary was 13 years old when she was forcibly married to the middle-aged Joseph.

    Modern Catholicism: The Catholic outfit has paid-out $4 billion in the last 60 years due to their ordained priests fucking little boys, officially sanctioned by the church through cover-ups. It's believed this represents only a small minority of occurrences. Tzor - as a loyal member of this Catholic outfit, your moral compass was set by someone who most likely was tearing up the rectal tissue of screaming and crying 9 year olds after Sunday school. The competence of your ethical judgments about any other religion can be evaluated in that light.

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby The asylum on Sun May 22, 2016 12:46 am

tzor wrote:You forgot to mention that Islam is a strong supporter of paedophilia; their "prophet" married a girl at the age of 6 (although did not have sexual relations with her until the age of 9).

The very name of Islam is "submission and obedience." It is designed to reward absolute submission with carnal pleasures, both in this life and in the life to come. It is a very interesting Christian heresy, hobbled together from a number of Christian heresies and thrown in with a complete misunderstanding of both Jewish and Christian scriptures as well as a complete screw up of biblical timelines.


I did mention younger women but I like a decent pair of tits and arse, they must shave though. Like most of my future fellow religious moderates I'll simply ignore everything that is wrong with Islam and call you an islamophobe if you dare to question my morals.

Now back to talking about women. I completely agree with you that they were put on earth simply to serve mans carnal instincts. The west has put far too many ideas into their bird brains when they should be focusing on cooking and cleaning and only speak when spoken to! Who the hell wants to listen to rubbish they talk about.

Remember Islam is the religion of peace and if you dare say otherwise I'll chop your head off, video it and send it to your family.

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby ConfederateSS on Sun May 22, 2016 7:46 am

-------I dare....NRA bullets dipped in pork and Holy Water. Beats Islamic blood soaked swords all day. Come get some. 8-)
-------Yes,Islam killing more Jews,Christians and THE WEST then Hitler and Stalin combined since 610 A.D.(yes,A.D.---screw that B.C.E./Common ERA crap). ;) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion). :D
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Sun May 22, 2016 10:26 am

saxitoxin wrote:...


Big difference between pre-puberty and post-puberty. (As a technical note, it is generally believed she was 14, not 13 when she gave birth to Jesus which was common at that time ... as opposed to over a half millennium later) attraction to post-puberty women is not paedophilia. "Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children."
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Sun May 22, 2016 10:35 am

ConfederateSS wrote: since 610 A.D.(yes,A.D.---screw that B.C.E./Common ERA crap)


Well if you insist. The Latin Police will pay a visit to you ...

Anno Domini is a PREFIX not a POSTFIX. Translated it means "In the Year of Our Lord, Six Hundred and Ten." This should always be expressed as "A.D. 610." :twisted:

B.C. has an implied missing years before it, so 500 B.C. translates as "Five hundred years before Christ."

CE and BCE is just junk.

"Six Hundred and Ten Common Eras?"
"Six Hundred and Ten (years in / of the) Common Era?"

If you can't unroll the abbreviation and make it sound correct it's probably a bad abbreviation.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun May 22, 2016 4:17 pm

In the future, we'll all use star dates, so BC/AD will be even more irrelevant.


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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Sun May 22, 2016 7:12 pm

The irony of "star dates" is only found among real physics majors. :twisted:
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 22, 2016 7:15 pm

tzor wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:LOL, really? A Catholic denouncing another religion for "supporting pedophilia"? =D>

    Historic Catholicism: Mary was 13 years old when she was forcibly married to the middle-aged Joseph.

    Modern Catholicism: The Catholic outfit has paid-out $4 billion in the last 60 years due to their ordained priests fucking little boys, officially sanctioned by the church through cover-ups. It's believed this represents only a small minority of occurrences. Tzor - as a loyal member of this Catholic outfit, your moral compass was set by someone who most likely was tearing up the rectal tissue of screaming and crying 9 year olds after Sunday school. The competence of your ethical judgments about any other religion can be evaluated in that light.

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Big difference between pre-puberty and post-puberty. (As a technical note, it is generally believed she was 14, not 13 when she gave birth to Jesus which was common at that time ... as opposed to over a half millennium later) attraction to post-puberty women is not paedophilia. "Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children."


=D> =D> =D>

ITT tzor defends his cult's support of 13 year old girls marrying 45 year old men on moral relativism - "it was common at that time."

Out of one side of his mouth he denounces Islam for doing the same thing his own cult celebrates. (All respectable sources [not Talk Ray-de-o] say Aisha was between "9 and 19", was likely at the upper range, and that this age range for marriage "was not younger than was the norm at the time." Mary, though, was indisputably 13. Even the Cathophiles themselves admit that.)

Have your eyes on any hot, slutty 13 year-olds right now, tzor? Ever tag-teamed a 10 year old boy with your parish priest?
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 22, 2016 7:24 pm

Good news, insurers are starting to refuse to pay the Catholic outfit's legal fees for its officially tolerated pedophilia.

Finnegan, the Minnesota lawyer, said insurers are increasingly denying clergy sex abuse claims, in part because many states are widening the window of time in which victims can file complaints. That creates more potential financial liability for churches and insurers.

“The risks for insurance companies have gone up dramatically as more people have come forward, and that’s more reason for them to fight,” Finnegan said. “They’re doing anything they can to not pay on those claims.”

Many insurers stopped covering clergy sex abuse claims in the 1980s, when large-scale abuse cases, such as by the Rev. Gilbert Gauthe in Lafayette, La., led to massive settlements — and massive insurance losses. Some insurers do cover sexual misconduct but charge higher premiums for the coverage.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/ ... story.html


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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Sun May 22, 2016 7:31 pm

saxitoxin wrote:ITT tzor defends his cult's support of 13 year old girls marrying 45 year old men on moral relativism - "it was common at that time."


No, it was quite common for 12 year old men to marry 13 year old girls, not 45 year old men. This leads to the question of who Joseph was. Note that any writing (and most writings which depict Joseph's age come from the mid second century) that depict him as "old" also depict Mary as being someone who had professed a vow of perpetual virginity in the temple. These writings place his age not at 45 but 90!

Catholic Encyclopedia wrote:It will not be without interest to recall here, unreliable though they are, the lengthy stories concerning St. Joseph's marriage contained in the apocryphal writings. When forty years of age, Joseph married a woman called Melcha or Escha by some, Salome by others; they lived forty-nine years together and had six children, two daughters and four sons, the youngest of whom was James (the Less, "the Lord's brother"). A year after his wife's death, as the priests announced through Judea that they wished to find in the tribe of Juda a respectable man to espouse Mary, then twelve to fourteen years of age. Joseph, who was at the time ninety years old, went up to Jerusalem among the candidates; a miracle manifested the choice God had made of Joseph, and two years later the Annunciation took place. These dreams, as St. Jerome styles them, from which many a Christian artist has drawn his inspiration (see, for instance, Raphael's "Espousals of the Virgin"), are void of authority; they nevertheless acquired in the course of ages some popularity; in them some ecclesiastical writers sought the answer to the well-known difficulty arising from the mention in the Gospel of "the Lord's brothers"; from them also popular credulity has, contrary to all probability, as well as to the tradition witnessed by old works of art, retained the belief that St. Joseph was an old man at the time of marriage with the Mother of God.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 22, 2016 7:39 pm

tzor wrote:These writings place his age not at 45 but 90!


Clearly I'm not needed here. You're able to sell Creepy all by yourself. But now that you've admitted the Catholic cult also celebrated old men marrying children 1,000 years ago, let's see what's going today, in 2016 ...

tzor wrote:You forgot to mention that Islam is a strong supporter of paedophilia


in the last 10 years, 2,500 Catholic priests in the U.S. have been fingered for fingering little boys. In the last ten years how many imams in the U.S. have been charged?

You are a member of, hands-down, the weirdest, most bizarre cult that ever washed ashore in North America. John Jay said Catholics shouldn't even be allowed to be citizens and John Adams said Catholicism was the world's worst form of tyranny. For you to prance in here criticizing other sects from behind the veil a child sex cult is hysterical.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon May 23, 2016 5:04 am

Even worse than being pedophiles, many Catholics are French.
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