Conquer Club

I guess my surgeon is going to be a robot.....
I think I can trust her/him not to kill me.
I could be wrong (maybe I can end up in heaven with Insomnia Red )
But apparently I was exposed to lead and mercury as a child! Bernie said, so it must be true, he knows from experience.

So would you guys trust him/her to slice your unconscious selves open.

Sure. Might as well. Go for it.

The drugs are good so far >.<
And I have just decided that I am not dying once, but four times
And i'll be in a coma for 6 years
My 8 yo son is taking over my account.
And federal lawsuits will be filled against everyone at CC for not sending me flowers and or cookies.
I'm thinking I am getting atleast 6billion dollars so i can pay my 100 dollar 6yr hospital bill. Good times are going to be had.
Also the drugs are good.

At least you can be sure that the guy cutting you is sober, calm and qualified. Unless some hacker reprograms it into "Apey bacon - thin slices" mode, you should be fine.

I'd trust a robot more than I'd trust some rackety old pervert who probably only got into medicine to fondle unconscious women when they turn up on his table.

mrswdk wrote:I'd trust a robot more than I'd trust some rackety old pervert who probably only got into medicine to fondle unconscious women when they turn up on his table.

You know, you're not exactly being subtle about what you do in your free time.

The robot voice said that a representative would get to me soon. It took twenty minutes. Robots lie. Therefore they cannot be trusted.

It depends. The more human they look, the less I trust them. Skinjobs are never to be trusted.

So say we all!

-TG

Sex bots incoming.

They'll all look like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

I'm not a fan of Angelina Jolie.

Serbia wrote:I'm not a fan of Angelina Jolie.

See "Foxfire".

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Serbia wrote:I'm not a fan of Angelina Jolie.

See "Foxfire".

Serbia likes 'm younger.

waauw wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Serbia wrote:I'm not a fan of Angelina Jolie.

See "Foxfire".

Serbia likes 'm younger.

See Lookin' To Get Out.

strike wolf wrote:The robot voice said that a representative would get to me soon. It took twenty minutes. Robots lie. Therefore they cannot be trusted.

Generally speaking robots do not "lie."
Robots do not speak the truth.
Either out of ignorance of the situation ...
Or out of ignorance of the English language ...

No. Just no.

strike wolf wrote:The robot voice said that a representative would get to me soon. It took twenty minutes. Robots lie. Therefore they cannot be trusted.

Yep fuckin bot postponed on me! Now I'm stuck in bed til the 6th

waauw wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Serbia wrote:I'm not a fan of Angelina Jolie.

See "Foxfire".

Serbia likes 'm younger.

Definitely not. Jolie just isn't my ideal.