Conquer Club

Single unit should be split into wall and no wall


Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall


Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Would you rather have single unit with no wall or trough-style?

Benefit of trough style is you can play stream wars with your friends. I guess you can do that with single-unit no wall, too, but then Mr Brixley the custodian comes in screaming about splashover.

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall


Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Walls take up valuable urinal space, you inefficient heap of trash.

The public open air one could let flashers do their business without actually offending anyone. And at the same time do away with cottaging.

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall


Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Are you so paranoid? I couldn't care less if some guy is peeking at my goods.

-TG

I like the ones built into the floor so I get piss splash on my freshly polished shoes.

Finally a pertinent poll! I hate thiose stadium freaking troughs.....the smell is the worst part.

And where in the f*ck did you find that bizarre outdoor / sidewalk pisser?? WTF, over?!?! Must be in Europe somewhere....gods.

Here is my fave urinal

yeah in what country did you find that outdoor urinal?

i voted video game urinal. anyone not voting video game urinal has nothing to do posting in the forums of a risk game website.

betiko wrote:yeah in what country did you find that outdoor urinal?

Just google image search "amsterdam public urinal" -- frankly any wonder you can imagine or dream of just put "amsterdam" or "tokyo" in front of it and google it and chances are it already exists.

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:yeah in what country did you find that outdoor urinal?

Just google image search "amsterdam public urinal" -- frankly any wonder you can imagine or dream of just put "amsterdam" or "tokyo" in front of it and google it and chances are it already exists.

Yeah well I just google image searched "amsterdam linda searcy" and all I got was this image of the logo for Slader's Alaskan Dumpling Co.

DoomYoshi wrote:I like the ones built into the floor so I get piss splash on my freshly polished shoes.

yeah, the trench-style urinals are good - I would have included that but I couldn't find a decent photo, I guess they must be getting rarer because of prudes like AoG

I wish I could pee in these with AOG!!!

I like how they have benches for the public's viewing pleasure

Found it - here's the trench-style urinal DoomYoshi prefers -



I agree these are by far the best, but they're hard to find. You have to be in a prison or a school built in the 1950s to score one of these babies.

duh!!! you're not supposed to pee in the trench you worm freaks!!!! You are supposed to pee on the image of yourself! The cool thing is that you can see everybody's wiener, and eventually pee on the image of their wiener.

epic win!

russian urinals are way cooler!



who needs to stand when you can sit. right goran?

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall


Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Are you so paranoid? I couldn't care less if some guy is peeking at my goods.

-TG

it's not even so much that, I just hate being that close to someone doing their business

I absolutely abhor when I'm taking a dump and someone goes in the stall next to me and is louder than Es when saxi pops in a viagra

also, those japanese style toilets are literally the worst thing ever

Army of GOD wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall


Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Are you so paranoid? I couldn't care less if some guy is peeking at my goods.

-TG

it's not even so much that, I just hate being that close to someone doing their business

I absolutely abhor when I'm taking a dump and someone goes in the stall next to me and is louder than Es when saxi pops in a viagra

Ah. Have you experienced some wicked splash-back before?

-TG

The floor to chest height ones are the best.

Sometimes those stadium troughs are double sided so you can piss on the asshole across from you.

notyou2 wrote:The floor to chest height ones are the best.

Sometimes those stadium troughs are double sided so you can piss on the asshole across from you.

I don't think the guy across the trough is using it right if you're peeing on his asshole

I don't care about taking a piss around people. I absolutely hate taking a dump around people. I avoid it as much as possible, to the point of making myself sick if I have to.

In my late teens, we drove as a family from Detroit to Pueblo, Colorado to visit my step-mom's parents. It takes about 22 hours to get there, driving straight through. I refused to shit before getting to their house. I needed to go badly by the time we got there, but someone else already went in the guest room, so they directed me to their master bathroom. I hate bathrooms that are carpeted... and hate them even more so when I take such a huge dump that I clog the toilet and cause it to overflow. It was so bad. I used towels to try to dry up the carpet, finally got it to flush... and simply never told anyone.

I was a really awkward kid, and they weren't really my family, so it felt too weird to tell them. Plus, I just go there. Not a good way to start the vacation. Dishonesty is the better way to go.

tzor wrote:The Urinals of McSorley's Old Ale House

Maybe his wife killed him because he wouldn't install some decent plumbing.