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An Interesting Hypothetical (Part 6)
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:30 pmby Vincent M
Yes ladies and gentlemen I am bringing back the interesting hypotheticals
Today I bring you a question that was on a episode of Seinfeld
George and Jerry are talking and Jerry says to George
Below is an actual script of what happened in the episode
JERRY
All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.
GEORGE
Fine.
JERRY
They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?
GEORGE
I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.
JERRY
But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!
GEORGE
I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..
JERRY
[resigned] At least it's show business..
GEORGE
But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.
JERRY
What if she's got no interest in you?
GEORGE
W--then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.
Thank you for your time more hypotheticals soon to come
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:32 pmby firth4eva
here it is then.
i chose circus because you can escape
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:33 pmby diddle
i only understood a couple of words in the title, sounds good though
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:36 pmby firth4eva
what is hypotetical?
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:41 pmby Vincent M
firth4eva wrote:what is hypotetical?
Hypothetical is an adjective, meaning of or pertaining to a hypothesis. See:
Oh and P.S. I picked circus
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:44 pmby kwanton
Zoo. Maybe some PETA members will spring me loose. Cuz y'know they'd never do that to a circus animal. I mean, who wants to stop a bear from riding a unicycle?
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:47 pmby diddle
ZOO all the way, you could do tricks and become a celebrity, they'd expect you to do tricks at the circus
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:47 pmby firth4eva
Vincent M wrote:firth4eva wrote:what is hypotetical?
Hypothetical is an adjective, meaning of or pertaining to a hypothesis. See:
Oh and P.S. I picked circus
so you cant spell or read
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:55 pmby diddle
firth4eva wrote:Vincent M wrote:firth4eva wrote:what is hypotetical?
Hypothetical is an adjective, meaning of or pertaining to a hypothesis. See:
Oh and P.S. I picked circus
so you cant spell or read
hey, this is the 21st century, few can
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:31 pmby unriggable
Zoo by far.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:37 pmby hecter
unriggable wrote:Zoo by far.
QFT
They feed you, and you get to mate
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:46 pmby GreecePwns
I chose zoo.
Speaking of Seinfeld:
Ukraine is game to you?
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:58 pmby gethine
does the circus have slightly odd, but still strangely attractive female alien gymnasts, who would find a human an enigma, and would insist on sharing their otherworldly prowess in the art of hump with such a creature?
this might sway my vote .
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:00 pmby unriggable
gethine wrote:does the circus have slightly odd, but still strangely attractive female alien gymnasts, who would find a human an enigma, and would insist on sharing their otherworldly prowess in the art of hump with such a creature?
this might sway my vote .
No but it does offer a free tricycle ride.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:01 pmby gethine
did you mean triplets? three sisters! now again this might sway my vote.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:58 pmby static_ice
I'm gonna say zoo, cuz in a circus you are would be treated more like a freak
[size=0]EDIT: yay I love vincent's hypotheticals
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:45 pmby dominationnation
Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:08 pmby unriggable
dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
Circus food, on the other hand...
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:16 pmby 2dimes
unriggable wrote:dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:16 pmby unriggable
2dimes wrote:unriggable wrote:dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.
Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:18 pmby 2dimes
unriggable wrote:2dimes wrote:unriggable wrote:dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.
Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.
Re-read my statement was the continuation of your's.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:21 pmby unriggable
2dimes wrote:unriggable wrote:2dimes wrote:unriggable wrote:dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.
Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.
Re-read my statement was the continuation of your's.
Oops.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:26 pmby dwightschrute
circus..it is funner
also seinfeld is the greatest show ever!
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:27 pmby 2dimes
unriggable wrote:2dimes wrote:unriggable wrote:2dimes wrote:unriggable wrote:dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.
Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.
Re-read my statement was the continuation of your's.
Oops.
No worries. I totally agree with you and was trying to figure out how to put it. Then when you started the statement it was easy to complete it.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:49 pmby DiM
zoo. i hate the crappy circus music.
plus at zoo i can give the finger to all the people and they'll think i'm funny. at the circus they would just fire me