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Let's say you're abducted by aliens and they haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

 
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An Interesting Hypothetical (Part 6)

Postby Vincent M on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:30 pm

Yes ladies and gentlemen I am bringing back the interesting hypotheticals

:D :D :D

Today I bring you a question that was on a episode of Seinfeld
George and Jerry are talking and Jerry says to George

Below is an actual script of what happened in the episode


JERRY

All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.

GEORGE

Fine.

JERRY

They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

GEORGE

I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

JERRY

But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!

GEORGE

I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..

JERRY

[resigned] At least it's show business..

GEORGE

But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.

JERRY

What if she's got no interest in you?

GEORGE

W--then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.

Thank you for your time more hypotheticals soon to come
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Postby firth4eva on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:32 pm

here it is then.

i chose circus because you can escape
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Postby diddle on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:33 pm

i only understood a couple of words in the title, sounds good though
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Postby firth4eva on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:36 pm

what is hypotetical?
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:41 pm

firth4eva wrote:what is hypotetical?
Hypothetical is an adjective, meaning of or pertaining to a hypothesis. See:

Oh and P.S. I picked circus :D
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Postby kwanton on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:44 pm

Zoo. Maybe some PETA members will spring me loose. Cuz y'know they'd never do that to a circus animal. I mean, who wants to stop a bear from riding a unicycle?
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Postby diddle on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:47 pm

ZOO all the way, you could do tricks and become a celebrity, they'd expect you to do tricks at the circus
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Postby firth4eva on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:47 pm

Vincent M wrote:
firth4eva wrote:what is hypotetical?
Hypothetical is an adjective, meaning of or pertaining to a hypothesis. See:

Oh and P.S. I picked circus :D


so you cant spell or read
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Postby diddle on Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:55 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
firth4eva wrote:what is hypotetical?
Hypothetical is an adjective, meaning of or pertaining to a hypothesis. See:

Oh and P.S. I picked circus :D


so you cant spell or read


hey, this is the 21st century, few can
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:31 pm

Zoo by far.
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Postby hecter on Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:37 pm

unriggable wrote:Zoo by far.

QFT

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Postby GreecePwns on Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:46 pm

I chose zoo.

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Postby gethine on Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:58 pm

does the circus have slightly odd, but still strangely attractive female alien gymnasts, who would find a human an enigma, and would insist on sharing their otherworldly prowess in the art of hump with such a creature?
this might sway my vote .
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:00 pm

gethine wrote:does the circus have slightly odd, but still strangely attractive female alien gymnasts, who would find a human an enigma, and would insist on sharing their otherworldly prowess in the art of hump with such a creature?
this might sway my vote .


No but it does offer a free tricycle ride.
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Postby gethine on Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:01 pm

did you mean triplets? three sisters! now again this might sway my vote.
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Postby static_ice on Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:58 pm

I'm gonna say zoo, cuz in a circus you are would be treated more like a freak :lol:

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Postby dominationnation on Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:45 pm

Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:08 pm

dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.


Circus food, on the other hand...
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:16 pm

unriggable wrote:
dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.


Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:16 pm

2dimes wrote:
unriggable wrote:
dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.


Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.


Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:18 pm

unriggable wrote:
2dimes wrote:
unriggable wrote:
dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.


Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.


Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.

Re-read my statement was the continuation of your's.
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:21 pm

2dimes wrote:
unriggable wrote:
2dimes wrote:
unriggable wrote:
dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.


Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.


Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.

Re-read my statement was the continuation of your's.


Oops.
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Postby dwightschrute on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:26 pm

circus..it is funner

also seinfeld is the greatest show ever!
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:27 pm

unriggable wrote:
2dimes wrote:
unriggable wrote:
2dimes wrote:
unriggable wrote:
dominationnation wrote:Im gonna have to say circus cause i bet that the zoo food is crap.


Circus food, on the other hand...
Is zoo food that's been in a truck too long.


Not unlike circus food. We know how fresh that is.

Re-read my statement was the continuation of your's.


Oops.
No worries. I totally agree with you and was trying to figure out how to put it. Then when you started the statement it was easy to complete it.
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Postby DiM on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:49 pm

zoo. i hate the crappy circus music.


plus at zoo i can give the finger to all the people and they'll think i'm funny. at the circus they would just fire me :lol:
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