Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:44 pm**

If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.

PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:49 pm**

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:53 pm**

He seems like a decent bloke from what I've read. Not sure I'm willing to join the fan club though.

It'd be cool if some of his original stuff was still around.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:22 pm**

riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:25 pm**

Bernie Sanders wrote:
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:30 pm**

God Bless Jesus.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:59 pm**

Bernie Sanders wrote:
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

stfu, bernie - what if he wants a ZIMA???

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:37 pm**

demonfork wrote:If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.

PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

Why

Are you worried about something?
That you need to start a thread to rehash a subject that has been beat to death here.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:41 pm**

jgordon1111 wrote:
demonfork wrote:If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.

PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

Why

Are you worried about something?
That you need to start a thread to rehash a subject that has been beat to death here.

shouldn't you be stalking betiko right about now, j?

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:40 pm**

jgordon1111 wrote:
demonfork wrote:If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.

PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

Why

Are you worried about something?
That you need to start a thread to rehash a subject that has been beat to death here.

Are you projecting? Are you worried about something? What am I trying to rehash?

This is just simply a safe place where anyone can come and profess their love and alliegence to Jesus.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:44 pm**

Perhaps your sig undermines your message.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:02 pm**

Never be ashamed of your Saviour, since Jesus isn't ashamed of you.

The King of Kings came to serve you.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:04 pm**

Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:12 pm**

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:49 pm**

Symmetry wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:27 am**

Yeah....so....can't decide if I should post here or in the "Does your mom masturbate" thread......equally offensive.

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:09 am**

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").

Obviously you can call champagne only wine from the Champagne region.
Just like you can only make Rioja in the Rioja region in spain and whatever other examples.

Suppose Jesus could make coca cola from his blood without a licence from the coca cola company. Would that be fine?
I supposed that with the roman legislation from back then, such counterfeit could end up in crucifixion.

God knows what he told his fan club they were drinking...

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:03 am**

Rioja: it doesn't only have to be from the right place using the right grapes,they're only allowed to make a certain amount. Other stuff made by the same method and with the same grapes has to be called merely "Temprenilla".
So Jesus couldn't have made Rioja even by a miracle, once the quota was filled.

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:48 am**

Sorry but I reject anyone who demands a feodal title like 'Lord'.

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:47 am**

Jesus was known as the lion,lamb,roe,morning star,sun,light,rock,stone, the branch,wine,bread,water,life,the way,and recognized as in the triple character of a king,priest and prophet. Mostly allegories or references to an element.

Satan has close relationship to Jesus. They shared a common name. Morning Star aka Lucifer. Or lamb aka goat.

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:53 am**

betiko wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").

Obviously you can call champagne only wine from the Champagne region.
Just like you can only make Rioja in the Rioja region in spain and whatever other examples.

Suppose Jesus could make coca cola from his blood without a licence from the coca cola company. Would that be fine?
I supposed that with the roman legislation from back then, such counterfeit could end up in crucifixion.

God knows what he told his fan club they were drinking...

Stupid argument. If you're omnipotent, you can teleport the water to Champagne or Rioja, complete the transmutation there, and then teleport it back to where you are, all in a time too brief for anyone to see that it was ever gone.

Alternatively, you can just say that's what you did, and beat the shit out of anyone who argues.

Or, you could just have the French government annex the place where you are and designate it to be legally part of the Champagne region. Ditto for the Spanish government and Rioja. Or you could just rename the entire planet Planet Champagne or Planet Rioja. Or you could rewrite the dictionary so that "Champagne" means "the place where the Lord walked" or something like that.

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:26 am**

warmonger1981 wrote:Jesus was known as the lion,lamb,roe,morning star,sun,light,rock,stone, the branch,wine,bread,water,life,the way,and recognized as in the triple character of a king,priest and prophet. Mostly allegories or references to an element.

Satan has close relationship to Jesus. They shared a common name. Morning Star aka Lucifer. Or lamb aka goat.

Wonder why that is being taught now

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:55 am**

So let me get this correct. User "demonfork" starts a thread entitled "Do you love The Lord Jesus?"
Why do I heave the feeling that this is a trap?
Or a tarp?
Or a carp?
Or just crap?
Yep, it's a trap!

Good thing I filled my super soaker with holy water. :mrgreen:

YES

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:16 am**

tzor wrote:So let me get this correct. User "demonfork" starts a thread entitled "Do you love The Lord Jesus?"
Why do I heave the feeling that this is a trap?
Or a tarp?
Or a carp?
Or just crap?
Yep, it's a trap!

Good thing I filled my super soaker with holy water.

YES

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