Conquer Club

He fucked up my turn
At first i wanted to kill him
Then I was like its a game, then i was like if i had of screwed his CoC game i would be dead.
So any suggestions on how to get even that may or may not involve food poisoning

Next time he asks for a nice ale, pour him a lager.

Do you have any heavy rubber hose?

Refuse to tell him what you're mad about.

jonesthecurl wrote:Refuse to tell him what you're mad about.

thats a given.

apey wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Refuse to tell him what you're mad about.

thats a given.

Make him read your posts in the forum, that should do it.

Well it could even lead to him wanting a divorce, it is what it is, you chose your poison as it were

jgordon1111 wrote:

apey wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Refuse to tell him what you're mad about.

thats a given.

Make him read your posts in the forum, that should do it.

Well it could even lead to him wanting a divorce, it is what it is, you chose your poison as it were

i should report you for hurting my feelings! In your words To far. To report its the red !triangle icon.....as if i havent been here longer and know these things....
But then again im not easily offended and losers opinions on the interwebz wont ruin my day.
In other words im not a whiny wanker
Unless my man fucks up my game!!!

apey wrote:He fucked up my turn
At first i wanted to kill him
Then I was like its a game, then i was like if i had of screwed his CoC game i would be dead.
So any suggestions on how to get even that may or may not involve food poisoning

Threaten him, by staying married to him.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

apey wrote:He fucked up my turn
At first i wanted to kill him
Then I was like its a game, then i was like if i had of screwed his CoC game i would be dead.
So any suggestions on how to get even that may or may not involve food poisoning

Threaten him, by staying married to him.

Geez noob!!!!!
He would never leave me I would get half of everything....
Im thinking of forcing some dumb chick flick on him

apey wrote:He fucked up my turn

It's only a turn. The dice to that to me all the time.

apey wrote:At first i wanted to kill him

Oh so you aren't really angry. Probably would have been swift and painless.

apey wrote:Then I was like its a game, then i was like if i had of screwed his CoC game i would be dead.

I'm getting old, I thought that was Call of Cthulhu. But seriously ... have fun ... just don't get caught.

apey wrote:So any suggestions on how to get even that may or may not involve food poisoning

A network interruption at a crucial moment when he is attacking / defending on CoC would be perfect.

^5 during yhe clan war!!
(Clash of clans =CoC)

CoC = Corrosion of Conformity

CoC = Canadian of Club

Bollocks.

boo...

call of cooties

Communists of China

Just keep talking, that ought to do it.

-TG

Don't know if you have something similar in the US, but my friend has a digital TV box for sky tv. In the sound settings I know how to delay the sound from the picture. Whenever he's not in the room, I mess around with the sound delay. All friends are in on the joke and pretend not to notice that the lip synch is off.

I think I might be driving him slowly mad though, so I might have to stop.

No drive him insane lifes more fun that way

apey wrote:No drive him insane lifes more fun that way

I think I've already gone far enough with that one. He was talking about getting an eye test last time, which doesn't even make sense. I'm thinking I should notice the problem next time and find a creative "fix". Probably covering his remote in tin foil.

Or you could continue nothing says you're going crazy like a md telling you that you're crazy.

apey wrote:Or you could continue nothing says you're going crazy like a md telling you that you're crazy.

If I wanted to be in it for the long term, I'd propose.

Is he into you? I mean we know you swing that way, but does he?
Go for it dude!!!

apey wrote:Is he into you? I mean we know you swing that way, but does he?
Go for it dude!!!

His love, alas doth swing a different way. Our love shall remain based on messing with his TV.

Take what you can get i guess...