Conquer Club

I feel it is now time to share my secrets on how to suck massively at conquer club:

1) Always cut your nose off to spite your face
2) Pursuing petty vendettas is a fun way to kill yourself off quicker
3) Atheist rants are sure to anger the one true dice god
4) Think like roy keane - the more red cards the better
4) Allow anger and bitterness to cloud your judgement and watch those points just fall off!

There you have it. Fourteen months of expertise in one post.

Wow. In all the time I've seen you here at CC, I've never clicked to see how many points you have. You really haven't got very many, have you?

I don't mean to imply anything by that - just making the observation.

heavycola wrote:I feel it is now time to share my secrets on how to suck massively at conquer club:

1) Always cut your nose off to spite your face
2) Pursuing petty vendettas is a fun way to kill yourself off quicker
3) Atheist rants are sure to anger the one true dice god
4) Think like roy keane - the more red cards the better
4) Allow anger and bitterness to cloud your judgement and watch those points just fall off!

There you have it. Fourteen months of expertise in one post.

A more firm grasp of mathematics might help. The succession from 4 to 5 might come in handy in some game

OnlyAmbrose wrote:

heavycola wrote:I feel it is now time to share my secrets on how to suck massively at conquer club:

1) Always cut your nose off to spite your face
2) Pursuing petty vendettas is a fun way to kill yourself off quicker
3) Atheist rants are sure to anger the one true dice god
4) Think like roy keane - the more red cards the better
4) Allow anger and bitterness to cloud your judgement and watch those points just fall off!

There you have it. Fourteen months of expertise in one post.

A more firm grasp of mathematics might help. The succession from 4 to 5 might come in handy in some game

Smart arse . No doubt my post was a self-indulgent rant, but after seeing this guy's profile i feel a bit better

no one that posts in funny farm has many points, its showing our lacking mental capabilities that we r here and not playing a million triples games creaming off points from complete newbs.......

heavycola wrote:1) Always cut your nose off to spite your face
2) Pursuing petty vendettas is a fun way to kill yourself off quicker
3) Atheist rants are sure to anger the one true dice god
4) Think like roy keane - the more red cards the better
4) Allow anger and bitterness to cloud your judgement and watch those points just fall off!

Does that mean your at least considering becoming an agnostic?

As a theist, I understand how these petty demigods work, I'm sure to offer a no0b a month on their alter, just to ensure my fortune.

heavycola wrote:1) Always cut your nose off to spite your face

This describes my Conquer Club playing style. If someone is disagreeable in game chat or picks on me excessively in Game Play, I make it my prime directive to make sure they lose. I also do this with Generals that join games full of privates as the last person to join, and I encourage the others in the game to do the same.

btownmeggy wrote:

heavycola wrote:1) Always cut your nose off to spite your face

This describes my Conquer Club playing style. If someone is disagreeable in game chat or picks on me excessively in Game Play, I make it my prime directive to make sure they lose. I also do this with Generals that join games full of privates as the last person to join, and I encourage the others in the game to do the same.

i will also scratch out my eyes if somone really pisses me off, and rip out my tongue.