Conquer Club

I just forcefully released a fart and got something unsuspected with it.


I sharted

of course it has!
sucks...

Eat your fiber, bro.

-TG

My buddy told me to never trust 2 things. First is a fart and the other is something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

warmonger1981 wrote:My buddy told me to never trust 2 things. First is a fart and the other is something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

That's funny, never would have thought you had a sense of humor

jgordon1111 wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:My buddy told me to never trust 2 things. First is a fart and the other is something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

That's funny, never would have thought you had a sense of humor

Isn't it his buddy you're supposed to compliment?

Unfortunately I've been gifted with humor. My mother hated it. I was a trouble maker growing up. So whenever I got into trouble I could make her laugh instead of telling. That's when pops came in and ruined me.