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Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:37 am
by ADodgeStratus
I don't even have opposable thumbs.

Please cheer me up in this thread and tell me nice things. It's very important to do this you guys, it'll help you develop into more fuller human beings. By giving me compliments.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:49 am
by mrswdk
Your choice of trolling against groups such as BLM on your reappearance is refreshing, and shows you can fill a wider range of roles than I'd initially given you credit for. Well done!

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:51 am
by betiko
seems like you're a pretty recent model of dodge stratus. Corrosion fre, and you have a great paintjob. Congrats!

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:11 am
by warmonger1981
I just busted on your back seats.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:55 am
by KoolBak
Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?

There, people, is the downfall of humanity.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:49 am
by Dukasaur
KoolBak wrote:Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?

There, people, is the downfall of humanity.

TParty Death Squads

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:56 am
by mrswdk
T'Pau?

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:56 am
by mrswdk
Best T'Pau gif ever:

Image

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:13 pm
by tzor
KoolBak wrote:Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?


Herby the love bug frequently posts on the site Nationstates, but on the other hand, multiple accounts are allowed there and it was created after one person too many misspelled "Hereby" in the proposed resolutions.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:50 pm
by KoolBak
:lol:

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:29 pm
by betiko
so who accuses that dodge stratus of being a multi first?

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:00 pm
by mrswdk
betiko wrote:so who accuses that dodge stratus of being a multi first?


Think that ship's already said, hombre.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:09 pm
by UCAbears
Are you related to Trish Stratus? She was a dime piece.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:31 pm
by betiko
UCAbears wrote:Are you related to Trish Stratus? She was a dime piece.


they are but.. trish stratus wasn't sentient. she was a machiiiiiine!!!

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:35 pm
by notyou2
ADodgeStratus wrote:I don't even have opposable thumbs.

Please cheer me up in this thread and tell me nice things. It's very important to do this you guys, it'll help you develop into more fuller human beings. By giving me compliments.


You like having a potato shoved up your tailpipe, don't you?

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:45 pm
by Dukasaur
Do gerbils eat potatoes?

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:00 am
by UCAbears
betiko wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Are you related to Trish Stratus? She was a dime piece.


they are but.. trish stratus wasn't sentient. she was a machiiiiiine!!!


I'd hit it...

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:04 am
by riskllama
@ betty : dodge factory paint is notorious for peeling
@ duk : i believe they would

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:35 am
by ADodgeStratus
Many of you have said hurtful and terrible things.

I'm going to stay in my garage and breathe my own exhaust now because of what you've said.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:36 am
by mrswdk
There's still plenty of time for you to come back and beat Hillary, don't worry!

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:59 am
by betiko
mrswdk wrote:There's still plenty of time for you to come back and beat Hillary, don't worry!


you think it's him?
yeah possible.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:20 pm
by Bernie Sanders
KoolBak wrote:Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?

There, people, is the downfall of humanity.



*this*

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:26 pm
by Bernie Sanders
ADodgeStratus wrote:Many of you have said hurtful and terrible things.

I'm going to stay in my garage and breathe my own exhaust now because of what you've said.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Please do this correctly. Park your car in a garage and make sure the garage door is closed and any other openings like windows and such. Sit in your car and start the engine. Play you favorite song on your CD player or any other electronics you have.

Have a nice trip to the after - life and tell my grandparents, I said hello.

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:16 pm
by UCAbears
Bernie Sanders wrote:
ADodgeStratus wrote:Many of you have said hurtful and terrible things.

I'm going to stay in my garage and breathe my own exhaust now because of what you've said.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Please do this correctly. Park your car in a garage and make sure the garage door is closed and any other openings like windows and such. Sit in your car and start the engine. Play you favorite song on your CD player or any other electronics you have.

Have a nice trip to the after - life and tell my grandparents, I said hello.


You're grandparents wouldn't have voted for Bernie..

Re: Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:09 am
by 2dimes
He is grandparents would not have vote for Bernie?

What does that mean?