Every dog has it's day
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:25 amConquer Club
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Every dog has it's day
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:25 amPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:29 amWell now… I don't really know what to say to that…
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:56 am... Way to go, JIMMY!!! (this site needs an applause emoticon)
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:57 amNobunaga wrote:... Way to go, JIMMY!!! (this site needs an applause emoticon)
it has one.
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:05 pmwell...it would have sucked if it was the other way around, cause the cute little dog would have problems giving birth to huge puppies... 
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:44 pmAin't no mountain high enough, to keep me from lovin' you. 
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:36 pmSyzygy wrote:Ain't no mountain high enough, to keep me from lovin' you.
LMAO, bet thats one proud little dog
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:27 pmHe's going to brag so much...
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:19 pm There it is. Way to go! JIMMY!Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:41 amunriggable wrote:He's going to brag so much...
who wouldnt?
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:21 ami would've liked to see how they....you know.....did it
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:40 amdiddle wrote:i would've liked to see how they....you know.....did it
U perv
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:45 amHuckleberryhound wrote:diddle wrote:i would've liked to see how they....you know.....did it
U perv
....in the name of science....obviously
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:41 amdiddle wrote:i would've liked to see how they....you know.....did it
Actually, the way dogs do it is very different from what most people (or at any rate, non-dog-owners like me) think they do. I myself recently discovered this on an episode of "QI".
(I'm sure the whole thing is more complicated than how I've described it, so if any dog-owners want to point out any mistakes I may have made, please go ahead.)
See, most people think they mate like this:
When, in fact, I gather this only the preliminary phase of mating.
By some incredibly-awkward looking movements, they then actually end up like this:
That'll make yer eyes water.
If you want to see footage of this latter stage of mating in action, I recommend the Kim Ki-Duk film "Address Unknown" (South Korean). Although only for the brief dog-mating scene - the rest of the film's shite.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:49 amI can just imagine some guy checking through random pics on Imageshack, and picking up on these bad boys 
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:21 amHuckleberryhound wrote:I can just imagine some guy checking through random pics on Imageshack, and picking up on these bad boys
No, it's from my porn collection.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:03 pmStopper wrote:Huckleberryhound wrote:I can just imagine some guy checking through random pics on Imageshack, and picking up on these bad boys
No, it's from my porn collection.
Sauce?
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:13 pmit looks like the dogs were dry humping in the news picture.
if the mating ritual really does go that way, it would be relatively easy to "seal the deal"..just the whole aspect of it all is baffling
if the mating ritual really does go that way, it would be relatively easy to "seal the deal"..just the whole aspect of it all is baffling