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http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions.html

Dont know if youve seen this or not, its the UK McDonalds FAQ website, some of the questions are pure gold

Why do you use horse meat in your hamburgers

Is it true that you use worms to thicken the meat in your burgers?

Do you put cow's brains in your burgers?

is it true that in a branch in Kent someone got food poisoning and when the food sample was analysed it contained 5 different types of SEMEN??

I heard that your burge meat is taken from from the vagina of cows. Can you confirm 100% that this is not true?

Is there really cow sperm in the burgers?

now that your nuggets only contain the breasts of the chickens rather than the whole animal, does this mean you will be slaughtering four times as many chickens to compensate?

are the chickens bred and grown with no feathers so its easier for you? "

i mean really, that cow sperm guy is onto something.

Indeed, these are all questions I have frequently asked McDonalds...
Those and how much extra to upgrade to a large?

Where's the "Can I have a Whopper?"-question

Jehan wrote:

is it true that in a branch in Kent someone got food poisoning and when the food sample was analysed it contained 5 different types of SEMEN??

i mean really, that cow sperm guy is onto something.

who said it was cow sperm?

MeDeFe wrote:Where's the "Can I have a Whopper?"-question

... speakin' of Whoppers, the first Burger King in Japan opened its doors in Shinjuku last week. It's about 5 hours away from me by train... but I'm thinking I might go...

...

Nobunaga wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:Where's the "Can I have a Whopper?"-question

... speakin' of Whoppers, the first Burger King in Japan opened its doors in Shinjuku last week. It's about 5 hours away from me by train... but I'm thinking I might go...

...

Poor Japan. Why would they want Burger King there?

I <3 McDonald's. I don't care what it's made of, it tastes good, and I haven't had a heart attack nor become obese yet.

i like it, however i really cant bring myself to eat it anymore. after all that ive seen and heard i no longer eat fast food. it just seems that they cut corners everywhere! (also one of my best friends parents are health inspectors for resturants and the stories ive heard about mcdonalds and burger king...........)

OnlyAmbrose wrote:I <3 McDonald's. I don't care what it's made of, it tastes good, and I haven't had a heart attack nor become obese yet.

But its clearly destroyed your taste buds....

Skittles! wrote:Poor Japan. Why would they want Burger King there?

... Because, Skittles, dem' WHOPPERS IS GREAT!!

... I miss Taco Bell, too. Sure, there's much better Mexican around but I've always loved Taco Bell's cheap-as-hell bean burritos with the green sauce.

Nobunaga wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:Where's the "Can I have a Whopper?"-question

... speakin' of Whoppers, the first Burger King in Japan opened its doors in Shinjuku last week. It's about 5 hours away from me by train... but I'm thinking I might go...

...

trust me, it isn't worth it!

gethine wrote:

Jehan wrote:

is it true that in a branch in Kent someone got food poisoning and when the food sample was analysed it contained 5 different types of SEMEN??

i mean really, that cow sperm guy is onto something.

who said it was cow sperm?

That guy was definately inferring 5 employees topped up the secret sauce.

Quote:
Is there really cow sperm in the burgers?

thats the one i was referring to.

Almost as good as the truth or dare question mentioned a while ago: What year was che guevera born? If you get this wrong you have play the rest of the night in the nude.

'Is it true you use uranium in your chili sauce?'

'no'

Classic

has anyone ever seen 'Supersize Me' -that says it all

Jehan wrote:Quote:
Is there really cow sperm in the burgers?

thats the one i was referring to.

Sorry, it is there, a couple after the 5 types of semen. I just couldn't see it because it's after the other one that overshadows it for me.

wendys is better

Nobunaga wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:Where's the "Can I have a Whopper?"-question

... speakin' of Whoppers, the first Burger King in Japan opened its doors in Shinjuku last week. It's about 5 hours away from me by train... but I'm thinking I might go...

...

Dude they just opened the first Beard Papa's in London. First in Europe, I believe. A very exciting development nonetheless.

heavycola wrote:

Nobunaga wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:Where's the "Can I have a Whopper?"-question

... speakin' of Whoppers, the first Burger King in Japan opened its doors in Shinjuku last week. It's about 5 hours away from me by train... but I'm thinking I might go...

...

Dude they just opened the first Beard Papa's in London. First in Europe, I believe. A very exciting development nonetheless.

I had burger king in Dover before we caught the ferry first time in the UK going to France in 2000. It was not very good.

Anyway, I'd take a pizza or a Döner Kebab over a burger any day.

Jehan wrote:Quote:
Is there really cow sperm in the burgers?

thats the one i was referring to.

yeah i know, but i thought it would be funnier to ignore it.

diddle wrote:has anyone ever seen 'Supersize Me' -that says it all

I saw it in health last year. It made me so hungry I decided to go off-campus to McDonald's for lunch.

diddle wrote:has anyone ever seen 'Supersize Me' -that says it all

Actually, it wasn't just the McDonalds that did that to him in Supersize Me...he could do that with any type of eat out food, and still get the same results. Because he never exercised, and ate way to much at every meal, thats why he gained so much weight and all that.

I still feel that McDonalds is...well...*shudders* best describes it. and i never eat there anyway. Just thought i'd point that out...