Conquer Club

In honor of the new year, I have decided to "regenerate" my icon. (I am the Doctor, whether you like it, or not.) I decided to grab an old remake of an old photo of myself from the late 80's. Back then, my mother's beautician managed to convince me that the solution to annoyingly oily hair was to chemically attack it with something called a "permanent." While he used to joke about using the "Q-Tips" to curl my hair, I manged to get curly hair.

I took an old photo of me wearing a tux, with my permed hair and put it through an image editor. The full picture was thus ...



This is my official avatar for the nation of Retired Were Penguins on the Antarctic Oasis Forums of the game "Nation States." (If you must know.)

While I am at it, here is my official anthem ... (All rise and remove your hats as we play the national anthem of Tzorsland!)



I am the Doctor, whether you like it, or not.

Cool. I thrashed about on Nation States for a while. Eventually decided that spending 3 hours a day on an Internet game was a waste of valuable time.

Your avatar is a far better choice than the green turd you had before.
I'll let you eat out of my hands now.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Your avatar is a far better choice than the green turd you had before.
I'll let you eat out of my hands now.

But Wait! What if i decide to become a cannibal and litterally eat your hands? You can't send me to Jail!
For all those wondering Cannabalism isn't technically illegal per say. It just usually doesn't work out. Just like Bernies attempt at presidency.

rishaed wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Your avatar is a far better choice than the green turd you had before.
I'll let you eat out of my hands now.

But Wait! What if i decide to become a cannibal and litterally eat your hands? You can't send me to Jail!
For all those wondering Cannabalism isn't technically illegal per say. It just usually doesn't work out. Just like Bernies attempt at presidency.

Sometimes when you post I have my 8 year old grandson try to explain your infantile postings.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

rishaed wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Your avatar is a far better choice than the green turd you had before.
I'll let you eat out of my hands now.

But Wait! What if i decide to become a cannibal and litterally eat your hands? You can't send me to Jail!
For all those wondering Cannabalism isn't technically illegal per say. It just usually doesn't work out. Just like Bernies attempt at presidency.

Sometimes when you post I have my 8 year old grandson try to explain your infantile postings.

Sometimes when you post I consider taking acid to understand what you say. But then I realize my Brain is far more valuable.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Sometimes when you post I have my 8 year old grandson try to explain your infantile postings.

Fascinating, Mr. Spock.

HA HA. I have you now. Your grandchildren are 12, 10, and 9. Source

No wait, you're a Democrat. A error of only one year actually puts you on the higher end of the Democratic math scores.

Anyway, say hello to to Grayson for me. Just don't tell him he is a year younger than he is.

rishaed wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

rishaed wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Your avatar is a far better choice than the green turd you had before.
I'll let you eat out of my hands now.

But Wait! What if i decide to become a cannibal and litterally eat your hands? You can't send me to Jail!
For all those wondering Cannabalism isn't technically illegal per say. It just usually doesn't work out. Just like Bernies attempt at presidency.

Sometimes when you post I have my 8 year old grandson try to explain your infantile postings.

Sometimes when you post I consider taking acid to understand what you say. But then I realize my Brain is far more valuable.

I can tell you fear acid. Your brain is considered valuable? By whom? The only thing you possess that's considered valuable, may be that extra chromosome you carry.

DoomYoshi wrote:Sometimes when I post, I like to take acid and masturbate to Kill Bill.

That is just wrong in so many ways ...

Or do you have a speech to text system, because you don't strike me as a one handed typist.

tzor wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:Sometimes when I post, I like to take acid and masturbate to Kill Bill.

That is just wrong in so many ways ...

Or do you have a speech to text system, because you don't strike me as a one handed typist.

You think masturbation is wrong? Are you Catholic and do you ask for forgiveness every night when you check out porn on the internet?