Cracked Carols
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:44 pm- Click image to enlarge.
The First “What the Hell” the angels did say,
Was to certain poor shepherds and the EPA,
In fields where they lay but without any sheep,
Due to methane emissions, no sheep could they keep.
What the Hell? What the Hell?
What the Hell? What the Hell?
Everyone knows that a sheep’s gotta smell!
The next “What the Hell” the angels would swear,
Was to Wise Men who came from way over there,
Who did offer to the Lord, their gifts so discrete,
Then they asked poor St. Joseph for a tax receipt.
What the Hell? What the Hell?
What the Hell? What the Hell?
Charity should be “Don’t Ask” and “Don’t tell.”
