Conquer Club

Waitress gave me the Seniors' Discount without asking. I'm still quite a few years from actually being a Senior, although my arthritis and my white hairs disagree. I sat there staring at it for a while, thinking, "Should I be insulted, or should I just be happy to save $3.80?"

In the end I made the sensible choice, said nothing and saved $3.80. Now that the reality has sunk in, though, I really want to cry.

aww, muffin...
that's what happens when you order the early bird, duk...

No duk, not a low,be glad your coming into a new status, venerated elder, accept it and look to your future.it may be bright.

jgordon1111 wrote:No duk, not a low,be glad your coming into a new status, venerated elder, accept it and look to your future.it may be bright.

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.

Sorry to hear about it, Duk!

-TG

Dude...it's infinitely better than the alternative. Consider it a status thing ;o)

I was just over at a pilot's forum reading about head sets. They were discussing active noise canceling units. I realized if I bought the cool new cordless ones, I don't fly enough to maintain properly charged batteries.

Now I'm considering a noose or a really good drunk up.

I know what you guys mean. In the UK they are very strict about asking people who might be underage (<18) for ID when they order alcohol in bars. These days I only rarely get asked for ID.

I am so old.

mrswdk wrote:I know what you guys mean. In the UK they are very strict about asking people who might be underage (<18) for ID when they order alcohol in bars. These days I only rarely get asked for ID.

I am so old.

How many grandchildren do you have?

muy_thaiguy wrote:

mrswdk wrote:I know what you guys mean. In the UK they are very strict about asking people who might be underage (<18) for ID when they order alcohol in bars. These days I only rarely get asked for ID.

I am so old.

How many grandchildren do you have?

Depends what you mean by 'grandchildren'.

I was trying to put it in a nice way, but since you're being ornery;

How many gray hairs have you plucked out/dyed so far, and how many Botox injections have you had to smooth out those wrinkles?

That's not fair....I started going gray at 14

And I still HAVE hair, dammit! Ya whippersnapper!! And GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

muy_thaiguy wrote:I was trying to put it in a nice way, but since you're being ornery;

How many gray hairs have you plucked out/dyed so far, and how many Botox injections have you had to smooth out those wrinkles?

One or two, and zero.

CC should be wheelchair accessible.

riskllama wrote:CC should be wheelchair accessible.

It is.

Dukasaur wrote:

riskllama wrote:CC should be wheelchair accessible.

It is.

But not blind friendly.

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mrswdk wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

riskllama wrote:CC should be wheelchair accessible.

It is.

But not blind friendly.

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Blind people are pervs. They do too much fumbling and touching.