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ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:15 pm
by notyou2
This is the thread where you ask mrs wdk on a date,

You need to give reasons why she should date you and what would the date consist of.

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:25 pm
by Army of GOD
If anyone posts this thread, I will punch you in the face until you beg for mercy


mrswdk is my gf

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:12 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Army of GOD wrote:If anyone posts this thread, I will punch you in the face until you beg for mercy


mrswdk is my gf

She takes you from behind often?

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:34 pm
by Dukasaur
notyou2 wrote:This is the thread where you ask mrs wdk on a date,

You need to give reasons why she should date you and what would the date consist of.

First of all, she is a he, so I don't want to date him, at least not in the usual sense.

However, if he was ever in my neighbourhood, I would take him out for lunch. My experience is that the worst internet trolls are actually decent people in R/L. There are several that I've met -- total assholes online who are pretty decent in person, and I suspect Mr. Swickdick would turn out to be a decent Joe if you got him a plate of geschnetzeltes and a couple beers.

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:07 pm
by Bernie Sanders
notyou2 wrote:This is the thread where you ask mrs wdk on a date,

You need to give reasons why she should date you and what would the date consist of.


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Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:26 pm
by notyou2
Whether she was born a he is irrelevant, she clearly considers herself a she and that's all that matters. Duk, I expected better of you than this ignorant bigoted hatred towards the transgendered. You too Bernie.

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:32 pm
by waauw
notyou2 wrote:Whether she was born a he is irrelevant, she clearly considers herself a she and that's all that matters. Duk, I expected better of you than this ignorant bigoted hatred towards the transgendered. You too Bernie.


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Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:34 pm
by notyou2
That's right wauuw, threaten them with violence until they change their narrow minded views. Feckin' bigots.

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:56 pm
by mrswdk
If you want to persuade me to tickle your pickle then you'll need to do better than this narrow-minded banter.

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:02 pm
by muy_thaiguy
mrswdk wrote:If you want to persuade me to tickle your pickle then you'll need to do better than this narrow-minded banter.

You mean you DON'T take AOG from behind?

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:39 pm
by jimboston
If we went on a date, would you cosplay like a furry?

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:35 am
by mrswdk
What would you like me to dress as?

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:37 am
by iAmCaffeine
Smd.

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:16 pm
by notyou2
DoomYoshi wrote:There's a cafe a few towns over that plays diddily-dee Irish music on every other Wednesday. I will drink espresso, you can have local craft beers. Afterwards, we will go to a hockey game. I claim it's important, since you are visiting Canada. You say "we aren't in Canada, we are in Siberia". I realize you are right. This has been a dream all along. Now, quick, we must escape the beet army. Except you aren't you anymore, but a parallel timeline version of me. It seems I was at the wellspring of my life. The Butterfly Effect was a lie all along! Time travel is permissive, the great man theory of history holds. As long as you don't kill Napoleon or someone, you can do whatever you want. While at the wellspring, I made every mother and grandmother in my family tree a bit more ... eager. I ended up being born 130 years earlier. Now our date is impossible, as I am stuck at the Industrial Revolution and you are stuck at the Global Civil War. I leave this message in a bottle, hoping you will find it. Then you wake up... I am the man of your dreams.


OK, you may go on one date with her.

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:20 pm
by AndyDufresne
I'm asking for a Russophile friend, who likes long talks on the beach about how China needs Russia.


--Andy

Re: ask mrs wdk on a date

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:30 pm
by notyou2
AndyDufresne wrote:I'm asking for a Russophile friend, who likes long talks on the beach about how China needs Russia.


--Andy


Take a hike monkey.

No Russkies, No Monkies