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Bond ratios

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:46 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/daniel-craigs-james-bond-has-drunk-the-most-alcohol-but-had-the-least-sex-a6711526.html
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Daniel Craig has been the drunkest Bond ever.
Pierce Brosnan was the bloodiest.
George Lazenby was the most successful in the sack.

This is all per film, of course, not in aggregate. Roger Moore still penetrated more twats in total -- 19 girls in 7 movies.
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby waauw on Sun Nov 08, 2015 3:42 pm

What a misleading title :(

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:17 pm

waauw wrote:What a misleading title :(

It's called a pun...:)

waauw wrote:OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks

True, true...:)
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:35 pm

waauw wrote:What a misleading title :(

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks



The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.

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He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby waauw on Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:38 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:What a misleading title :(

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks



The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.

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He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.


With Heineken? Disgraceful. Heineken = cat piss
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:44 pm

waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:What a misleading title :(

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks



The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.

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He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.


With Heineken? Disgraceful. Heineken = cat piss


Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.

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Re: Bond ratios

Postby waauw on Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:58 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.


American beers are fine as long as they're not light-beers, but here in Belgium it's considered shameful to drink Heineken.(only Heineken, though the bad image does reflect on all Dutch beers unfortunately)
They once tried selling it at the local football club here, as main sponsor, beer sales plummeted and after just 1 year they switched back to Belgian Maes.
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:12 pm

waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:What a misleading title :(

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks



The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.

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He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.


With Heineken? Disgraceful. Heineken = cat piss


Seriously. I tried a Heineken once (the bartender gave it to me free), and it tastes like b.o. smells. It's horrible.

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Re: Bond ratios

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:35 pm

waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.


American beers are fine as long as they're not light-beers, but here in Belgium it's considered shameful to drink Heineken.(only Heineken, though the bad image does reflect on all Dutch beers unfortunately)
They once tried selling it at the local football club here, as main sponsor, beer sales plummeted and after just 1 year they switched back to Belgian Maes.

I'm sure it has to do with The Netherlands having better Football [Soccer] players than Belgium.
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby waauw on Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:39 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.


American beers are fine as long as they're not light-beers, but here in Belgium it's considered shameful to drink Heineken.(only Heineken, though the bad image does reflect on all Dutch beers unfortunately)
They once tried selling it at the local football club here, as main sponsor, beer sales plummeted and after just 1 year they switched back to Belgian Maes.

I'm sure it has to do with The Netherlands having better Football [Soccer] players than Belgium.


Looooooool, yeah I'm sure that's it.

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Re: Bond ratios

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:09 pm

Yes, I was disappointed with The Netherlands. Was the first time in a very long time that the Dutch didn't make it to the finals.

But the Belgiums are the big surprise this year, let's see if they can continue with their winning ways.

I do love the Belgium blonde beers here in America
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:50 pm

I misread this topic as "Blond Ratios"


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Re: Bond ratios

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:47 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I misread this topic as "Blond Ratios"


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Re: Bond ratios

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:50 pm

Came in planning to insert a James Bond joke into a serious discussion about bonds.

Left highly pleased.
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Re: Bond ratios

Postby riskllama on Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:15 am

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Re: Bond ratios

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