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如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:16 pm
by mrswdk
是否还能红着脸
就像那年匆促刻下永远一起
那样美丽的谣言

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Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:17 pm
by mrswdk
卡兹利,你是什么样的老外啊

学中文不学汉子 SHENMELA

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:17 pm
by mrswdk
WO TEBIE XIHUAN CHI ROUJIMO, HAI YOU XIHONGSHI JIDAN MIAN

NI TAI BEN LE, ZHI NENG XIE PINYIN

HA HA HA HA

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:18 pm
by mrswdk
奥巴马是个黑逼

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:19 pm
by Funkyterrance
You realize this thread is highly exclusive.

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:00 pm
by nietzsche
is she sick? that's what the hieroglyphics say mrs wdk?


her nipple is too inflamed and red. how is that called? nipletittis?

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:02 pm
by DaGip
我的阴茎头发脸红。

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Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:34 am
by Dukasaur
DaGip wrote:
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Is that what mrswdk actually looks like?

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:41 am
by khazalid
mrswdk wrote:WO TEBIE XIHUAN CHI ROUJIMO, HAI YOU XIHONGSHI JIDAN MIAN

NI TAI BEN LE, ZHI NENG XIE PINYIN

HA HA HA HA


xihongshi jidan mian is the shit. especially for the only vegetarian in north china.

baijiu, much?

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:04 pm
by mrswdk
If you're ever in London then I know a place over by Euston that does great xihongshi jidan mian, and also rou jia mo (the so-called 'Chinese burgers').

I haven't seen baijiu in London yet D: even beer will separate your mind and body when you starting drinking at midday though.

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:08 pm
by mrswdk
Dukasaur wrote:
DaGip wrote:
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Is that what mrswdk actually looks like?


My arms are nowhere near that flabby.

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:15 pm
by muy_thaiguy
mrswdk wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
DaGip wrote:
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Is that what mrswdk actually looks like?


My arms are nowhere near that flabby.

More like this?

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Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:43 pm
by khazalid
mrswdk wrote:If you're ever in London then I know a place over by Euston that does great xihongshi jidan mian, and also rou jia mo (the so-called 'Chinese burgers').

I haven't seen baijiu in London yet D: even beer will separate your mind and body when you starting drinking at midday though.


i'll happily take you some back, if ya like.

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:22 am
by mrswdk
Haha. One of those little 12 kuai bottles of ergoutou would be well received.

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:54 am
by khazalid
i am not particularly au fait with the various brands of baijiu, so you'll get what you're bloody well given

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:24 am
by tzor
我不知道你在说什么(甚至与谷歌翻译),但我很高兴你正在做这些奇怪的随机语句。
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Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:07 pm
by Funkyterrance
DaGip wrote:我的阴茎头发脸红。

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I'd probably f that. At least she's not fat.

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:13 pm
by DaGip
Funkyterrance wrote:
DaGip wrote:我的阴茎头发脸红。

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I'd probably f that. At least she's not fat.


你喜欢做爱与狗...意外从与阴茎头发从他们的屁股成长

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Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:35 pm
by mrswdk
大家都很开心得玩谷歌翻译 ^_^

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:39 pm
by mrswdk
khazalid wrote:i am not particularly au fait with the various brands of baijiu, so you'll get what you're bloody well given


You're such a gruff Mongolian. I give it 2 years max before you start to think that split crotch pants are a good thing.

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Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:22 pm
by RiskTycoon
If it makes me smile that big then it is definitely a great idea! :D
Baby sumo? 相撲

I know it's Japanese....I tried :lol:

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:54 pm
by mrswdk
RiskTycoon wrote:If it makes me smile that big then it is definitely a great idea! :D
Baby sumo? 相撲

I know it's Japanese....I tried :lol:


Well Japanese culture is basically just a cheap rip off of Chinese culture, so you're close enough :D

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:48 pm
by DaGip
mrswdk wrote:
RiskTycoon wrote:If it makes me smile that big then it is definitely a great idea! :D
Baby sumo? 相撲

I know it's Japanese....I tried :lol:


Well Japanese culture is basically just a cheap rip off of Chinese culture, so you're close enough :D


接受哥斯拉和百奇小吃

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Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:41 am
by nietzsche
sha bi

Re: 如果再见不能红着眼

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:51 am
by mrswdk
nietzsche you need to learn some new slang so that we can keep your insults fresh.

'sha diao' is a good one. Nice and modern.