Conquer Club

Seems like time for a spin-off thread

wtf? stupid thread much?

duday53 wrote:wtf? stupid thread much?

After incest and Polygamy, it seemed like a natural progressioin.


Double standards much ?

"and this is what having sex with a dead body sounds like"

*squeezes hand through moldy mayonaisse jar*

have you ever watched the program IDEAL, with johnny vegas in it. this woman called judith, who use to work in a morgue, was into necrophilia. the program is funny as f*ck.

people who enjoy necrophelia aren't safe to be around other people, t's just... ew....

This is gonna get locked. Remember what wicked said about threads repeating the same stuff?

Something like : "just because bobby made a thread doesnt mean you have to"

wcaclimbing wrote:This is gonna get locked. Remember what wicked said about threads repeating the same stuff?

Something like : "just because bobby made a thread doesnt mean you have to"

But mine is funny

Anyway, it's not really a spinoff thread, even if it does say so at the beginning, it's just a coincidence that there is two other threads about various types of sexual deviation

having sex with my ex-girlfriend was pretty close to necrophilia, i mean she was always cold and fairly lifeless.*



*this is a joke, i have never had a girlfriend obviously

heavycola wrote:having sex with my ex-girlfriend was pretty close to necrophilia, i mean she was always cold and fairly lifeless.*



*this is a joke, i have never had a girlfriend obviously

Everybody, point and laugh at heavycola!

*points and laughs at heavycola*

hecter wrote:

heavycola wrote:having sex with my ex-girlfriend was pretty close to necrophilia, i mean she was always cold and fairly lifeless.*



*this is a joke, i have never had a girlfriend obviously

Everybody, point and laugh at heavycola!

*points and laughs at heavycola*

nah I don't find it funny

As long as you thaw the chicken out first, I don't see what's wrong with it.

Just lay back and crack open a cold one... thats what I always say

SHUT THE f*ck UP

Stopper wrote:As long as you thaw the chicken out first, I don't see what's wrong with it.

A chicken ???
Dude, you're sick

I remember reading about necrophiliacs in America at like midnight... It was kinda freaky.

IDK... if you can prove you have consent to violate a corpse, go for it, so says I.

edit: "How warm is the corpse?" is kinda funny.

spurgistan wrote:IDK... if you can prove you have consent to violate a corpse, go for it, so says I.

sums my thoughts up perfectly...

Where do realdolls fit in? They look like dead people.

I always wondered what the big toaster oven in the morgue was for.

How warm is the corpse is a gender biased answer.

A male corpse should have rigor mortis
A female corpse needs to be warm

would this be considered safe sex?

Colaalone wrote:Just lay back and crack open a cold one... thats what I always say

Oh baby, yes!

got a link?

Anarchist wrote:got a link?

Erm... google.

But try the title of the magazine.

(I'm reading that test Stopper posted in the other thread about your morality, I had to laugh at this though (on the test):
9. A man goes to his local grocery store once a week and buys a frozen chicken. But before cooking and eating the chicken, he has sexual intercourse with it. Then he cooks it and eats it. He never tells anyone about what he does, never regrets it and never shows any ill effects from behaving this way. He remains an upstanding member of his community.)