Conquer Club

hello Mets

I'm a fan. I enjoy your good work.


My first question is: Is it ok to say a woman is hot? Example: "Oh man Jessica is HOT!!", or, immigrant edition: "DAAAMN Foo, Jessica is HOT!!"

Follow up question: Is it ok to say a woman is hot if:
A. She is in porn
B. She is in porn but retired
C. She is in Broadway
D. She's in Hollywood movies
E. She's on the news, anchor
F. She's the weather girl in a news show.
G. She's in the news as on-site reporter, dressing slutty trying to make it to anchor
H. She's been in playboy, but she doesnt do porn, only nude pics
I. She's Kate Upton
J. She works at Hooters
K. She's the redhead in mythbusters




Ok Mets, I will stop for now, but I have too many more questions!! I hope you take time to answer my questions, considering that I just rated your cat second cutest after mine and above AoG's and Mrs. WDK.

More generically.. Is it ok to have a first impression on someone based on his/her looks?

betiko wrote:More generically.. Is it ok to have a first impression on someone based on his/her looks?

You mean 'based on her looks'. Women do not objectify men based on physical appearance or sexual attractiveness, as explained by Mets in the Eww Barrymore thread.

betiko wrote:More generically.. Is it ok to have a first impression on someone based on his/her looks?

What do you mean when you ask, "is it ok?" Your first impression of someone based on physical appearance is probably generated by subconscious factors that aren't under your rational control, so I don't see how it can be something we assign moral worth to.

Mets, I assume from your name that you work at The Met. How long have you worked there? What is your job? Are you a custodian?

Do you ever wander around at night after it's closed an pretend that it is your house and you own all this artwork?

notyou2 wrote:Mets, I assume from your name that you work at The Met. How long have you worked there?

3.5 years.

What is your job? Are you a custodian?

I am a curator, which I suppose is basically just a glorified custodian.

Do you ever wander around at night after it's closed an pretend that it is your house and you own all this artwork?

No, I wander around at night because that is when the paintings come alive.

is being a Mets fan genetic or a lifestyle choice?

Army of GOD wrote:is being a Mets fan genetic or a lifestyle choice?

As with most things, there's a genetic component that determines its expression based on environmental factors.

Wouldn't a liberal say it is my choice whether I decide to be a Mets or not? Why should I be constrained by arbitrary faux biological arguments?

wait, what? you're a curator at the met? I thought you were a mets fan who toiled as an astronomer...
so which is it? and remember, lies make baby Jesus cry...

I once touched a painting at the Met.. muahaha, probably Mets had to fix it because my oily finger ruined it

nietzsche wrote:I once touched a painting at the Met.. muahaha, probably Mets had to fix it because my oily finger ruined it

Mexicans are greasy. Italians are oily.

mrswdk wrote:Wouldn't a liberal say it is my choice whether I decide to be a Mets or not? Why should I be constrained by arbitrary faux biological arguments?

Liberals are very confused on this issue. Sometimes it's genetic, and sometimes it's a choice, depending on what is more convenient for their beliefs.

riskllama wrote:wait, what? you're a curator at the met? I thought you were a mets fan who toiled as an astronomer...
so which is it? and remember, lies make baby Jesus cry...

u didn't answer my question...
that makes baby Jesus angry.

riskllama wrote:u didn't answer my question...
that makes baby Jesus angry.

I am not a curator at the Met, but I went along with it because it's cooler than toiling as an astronomer.

nietzsche wrote:I once touched a painting at the Met.. muahaha, probably Mets had to fix it because my oily finger ruined it

I saw the Dorito print.

Metsfanmax wrote:I am not a curator at the Met, but I went along with it because it's cooler than toiling as an astronomer.

So it's a waste of my time to try to linger after hours in the Metropolitan Opera and watch the paintings come alive?

tzor wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I am not a curator at the Met, but I went along with it because it's cooler than toiling as an astronomer.

So it's a waste of my time to try to linger after hours in the Metropolitan Opera and watch the paintings come alive?

Yes, it only works if you are dorian grey or ben stiller.

betiko wrote:Yes, it only works if you are dorian grey or ben stiller.

What about Sir Ruthven Murgatroyd? His entire lineage would come alive if he was lazy in committing a vile crime every day.

(Ruddigore by Gilbert and Sullivan)

nietzsche wrote:hello Mets

I'm a fan. I enjoy your good work.


My first question is: Is it ok to say a woman is hot? Example: "Oh man Jessica is HOT!!", or, immigrant edition: "DAAAMN Foo, Jessica is HOT!!"

Follow up question: Is it ok to say a woman is hot if:
A. She is in porn
B. She is in porn but retired
C. She is in Broadway
D. She's in Hollywood movies
E. She's on the news, anchor
F. She's the weather girl in a news show.
G. She's in the news as on-site reporter, dressing slutty trying to make it to anchor
H. She's been in playboy, but she doesnt do porn, only nude pics
I. She's Kate Upton
J. She works at Hooters
K. She's the redhead in mythbusters




Ok Mets, I will stop for now, but I have too many more questions!! I hope you take time to answer my questions, considering that I just rated your cat second cutest after mine and above AoG's and Mrs. WDK.

My questions never got an answer.

Probably because nobody refers to people as "hot" anymore except greasy old pervos.

Who was the first person that you told when you decided to come out?

demonfork wrote:Who was the first person that you told when you decided to come out?

Who was the first person that you told when you decided to come out as a homophobe?

nietzsche wrote:

nietzsche wrote:hello Mets

I'm a fan. I enjoy your good work.


My first question is: Is it ok to say a woman is hot? Example: "Oh man Jessica is HOT!!", or, immigrant edition: "DAAAMN Foo, Jessica is HOT!!"

Follow up question: Is it ok to say a woman is hot if:
A. She is in porn
B. She is in porn but retired
C. She is in Broadway
D. She's in Hollywood movies
E. She's on the news, anchor
F. She's the weather girl in a news show.
G. She's in the news as on-site reporter, dressing slutty trying to make it to anchor
H. She's been in playboy, but she doesnt do porn, only nude pics
I. She's Kate Upton
J. She works at Hooters
K. She's the redhead in mythbusters




Ok Mets, I will stop for now, but I have too many more questions!! I hope you take time to answer my questions, considering that I just rated your cat second cutest after mine and above AoG's and Mrs. WDK.

My questions never got an answer.

Does that make you angry?

Would you like to talk about it?

Are you going to Hell?

DaGip wrote:Are you going to Hell?

Why would he go to a Tigers game? He's a Mets fan.

Bollocks in 2015.