Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:14 am**

http://www.safenow.org/

Trust me, this site is legit.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:30 am**

Some of these things are legit, like the one where you can lift weights off of you with a flashlight.

I also like the Vin Diesel one.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:31 am**

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:37 am**

I like the one about conserving oxygen by not farting is most definitely legit.

Especially with some of the monsters I unleash.....

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:38 am**

I GOT SERVED wrote:I like the one about conserving oxygen by not farting is most definitely legit.

Especially with some of the monsters I unleash.....

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:47 am**

I laughed until my eyes bled.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:49 am**

To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:50 am**

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:56 am**

someone should do these for the pictures in the airplane safety booklets they look just like these :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:04 pm**

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

lol this is funny I wonder if any of this advice will save my life one day? and maybe its more helpful then the real site.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:59 pm**

I particularly liked this one

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:32 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:I particularly liked this one

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

QFT

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:41 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:46 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:51 pm**

I dont know whether to take the advise seriously or not......

:wink:

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:37 pm**

hecter wrote:

i cracked up on that one.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:58 pm**

Come on now. Put some pep into your step.
You do not need to read the comments.
Remember the first time you fell from your high chair.
You did not fall you were pushed.
Sorry, if you did not learn how to fly.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:38 am**

Oh god that was SO funny!

Conquer Club

Fret not, the US government is looking after you!

Fret not, the US government is looking after you!