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Pathetic jokes
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:07 amby Norse
Why are their no aspirins in the jungle??
because the parrots-eat-'em-all
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Whats black, white and red?
A rabbit, that has been rolled up in a newspaper, and thrown repeatedly at the wall
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
A burglar
Go away
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What do you call 2 theives?
A pair of Knickers
A little collaboration please
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:42 amby wcaclimbing
This is gonna be locked. There have only been about 1897987248324#*(#(*98729834723 threads about jokes. go find one of the other ones.
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:14 pmby Norse
that wasnt a very good joke, I didnt get it
besides, if all other joke threads have been locked, we need another one
a train walked into a sweet shop, and asked for a choo-choo-choo
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:39 pmby s.xkitten
Norse wrote:that wasnt a very good joke, I didnt get it
besides, if all other joke threads have been locked, we need another one
a train walked into a sweet shop, and asked for a choo-choo-choo
no...if the other threads have been locked, that means that they aren't okay, so you stop making them...
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:04 pmby Dancing Mustard
s.xkitten wrote:if the other threads have been locked, that means that they aren't okay, so you stop making them...
Lex non justa non est lex
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:27 pmby Syzygy
The others were locked for being too racist...
If this one doesn't go there it should be fine. (I think.)
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:28 pmby Dancing Mustard
True dat.
If we stick to non-offensive chicken-crossed the road gags then we'll be just fine.
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:16 pmby unriggable
Here's a riddle, but YOU have to find out the ending.
Whatever happened to smash mouth?
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:18 pmby johnnyrotten
I'm gonna re-tell one I put in the other thread...
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted.
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:18 pmby unriggable
Dont speak ever again.
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:19 pmby johnnyrotten
unriggable wrote:Dont speak ever again.
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:23 pmby johnnyrotten
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
Neither has he.
Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:41 pmby sam_levi_11
lol, im laughing at that one.......lol
Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:23 amby Norse
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my big fat cock
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Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my big fat cock
Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:37 amby chewyman
Sigh, Wicked can you at least just delete that rather than locking the whole thread this time???
Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:39 amby dwightschrute
wcaclimbing wrote:This is gonna be locked. There have only been about 1897987248324#*(#(*98729834723 threads about jokes. go find one of the other ones.
qft
Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:19 pmby Bouncer
how many conquer club members does it take to change a lightbulb?
three -
one to change the lightbulb and the other two to form an alliance
and kick the ladder away.
Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:41 pmby Stopper
Bouncer wrote:how many conquer club members does it take to change a lightbulb?
three -
one to change the lightbulb and the other two to form an alliance
and kick the ladder away.
Hehe. Angry about a recent game?
Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:49 amby MeDeFe
3 men walk past a bar.
Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:53 amby Syzygy
Bouncer wrote:how many conquer club members does it take to change a lightbulb?
three -
one to change the lightbulb and the other two to form an alliance
and kick the ladder away.
Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:02 amby Iliad
a man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Two blondes walk into a building.
You would've thought one of them would've seen it.
Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:15 amby The1exile
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How d'you know I'm a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her and says "That's a microwave!"
Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:26 amby Iliad
The1exile wrote:A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How d'you know I'm a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her and says "That's a microwave!"
I know a good one.
A doctor says: I'm sorry but I have to put down your dog.
Dog owner: why? Is he sick?
Doctor: No he is too heavy.
"Doctor, doctor I'm being ignored!'
"Next"
Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:03 amby AlgyTaylor
Why did the tiger lose his records?
Because the Junglist massive.
Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:11 amby Iliad
What did the tigers say when they ate the joker?
Does this taste funny to you?