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Pirates 3

Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:40 am
by Anarchist
Saw pirates 3 a few days ago, have to admit im dissapointed.
Why does hollywood have to ruin movies by depending on special effects and throwing any resemblance of reality out the window?
Im not refering to the magic, Im refering to the extremes. Fighting on the topsail in a storm without holding on to something?
Anyways there was a lot of cool special effects, the ending is cool.
Not much Storyline but enough to make it entertaining.
Keith Richards was awesome!
Whats your take on it?

Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:03 am
by diddle
The first one was always gonna be better, and it set such a high standard for the other two, the developers didn't stand a chance

Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:05 am
by Fircoal
I haven't watched any of them.


Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:07 am
by Skittles!
Fircoal wrote:I haven't watched any of them.

DIE!
I thought it was alright. Except.. Elizabeth becoming the Pirate 'King'. That's disapointing.

Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:08 am
by hecter
Fircoal wrote:I haven't watched any of them.

KILL THE POKE-FREAK!

Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:16 am
by diddle
Skittles! wrote:Fircoal wrote:I haven't watched any of them.

DIE!
I thought it was alright. Except.. Elizabeth becoming the Pirate 'King'. That's disapointing.
your an asswipe, you just spoiled it for anyone who hadn't sen it

Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:14 am
by reverend_kyle
pirates suck the only interesting part was the part with 1000 johnny depps.

Posted:
Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:02 pm
by slytherin_deity
I loved it, though I must admit the second was my favourite.

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:44 am
by Skittles!
diddle wrote:Skittles! wrote:Fircoal wrote:I haven't watched any of them.

DIE!
I thought it was alright. Except.. Elizabeth becoming the Pirate 'King'. That's disapointing.
your an asswipe, you just spoiled it for anyone who hadn't sen it
She didn't become it at all, what am I talking about?
Sorry Diddle, i wasn't thinking

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:47 am
by Avron
this movie, was the biggest waste of 3 hours ever. When a god damn dog has a plot line, ITS GONE TO FAR NEVER AGAIN. Or the oh look at me, I'm a giant woman, I think all turn into sea crabs, lol KEKKEKEKEKEKEK Sea Crab Rush ^________________________^ ok you guys, who ever wrote the script, need 50 lashes at the post.

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:11 am
by s.xkitten
umm...the woman turning into crabs is because Kylipto (spelling, i know) Goddess of the Sea, has the crab as her animal representative thing...thats why they made her break into thousands of crabs...

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:29 am
by for dummies
hmmm. she has crabs. hehe
sorry everyone, but it had to be said

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:30 pm
by sheepofdumb
Avron wrote:this movie, was the biggest waste of 3 hours ever. When a god damn dog has a plot line, ITS GONE TO FAR NEVER AGAIN. Or the oh look at me, I'm a giant woman, I think all turn into sea crabs, lol KEKKEKEKEKEKEK Sea Crab Rush ^________________________^ ok you guys, who ever wrote the script, need 50 lashes at the post.
Someone hasn't seen Spiderman 3.
diddle wrote:your an asswipe, you just spoiled it for anyone who hadn't sen it
If they haven't seen it yet then we should assume they've been living under a rock. Except fircoal. He lives in a cardboard box.

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:35 pm
by Titanic
sheepofdumb wrote:Avron wrote:this movie, was the biggest waste of 3 hours ever. When a god damn dog has a plot line, ITS GONE TO FAR NEVER AGAIN. Or the oh look at me, I'm a giant woman, I think all turn into sea crabs, lol KEKKEKEKEKEKEK Sea Crab Rush ^________________________^ ok you guys, who ever wrote the script, need 50 lashes at the post.
Someone hasn't seen Spiderman 3.
diddle wrote:your an asswipe, you just spoiled it for anyone who hadn't sen it
If they haven't seen it yet then we should assume they've been living under a rock. Except fircoal. He lives in a cardboard box.
I actually like Spiderman 3. Not as good as #1 or #2, but as its own it was still a good film. Btw, I havn seen Potc3, but not because I dont want to or havn heard about it, but because I dont have time atm...

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:40 pm
by Avron
sheepofdumb wrote:Avron wrote:this movie, was the biggest waste of 3 hours ever. When a god damn dog has a plot line, ITS GONE TO FAR NEVER AGAIN. Or the oh look at me, I'm a giant woman, I think all turn into sea crabs, lol KEKKEKEKEKEKEK Sea Crab Rush ^________________________^ ok you guys, who ever wrote the script, need 50 lashes at the post.
Someone hasn't seen Spiderman 3.
Yes I have, it was even worse then this pile of crap. No I don't care about it being her sea animal, she should not have even been there, I swear like everyone slept with the director and the writer so they could all have there own plot lines.

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:46 pm
by reverend_kyle
s.xkitten wrote:umm...the woman turning into crabs is because Kylipto (spelling, i know) Goddess of the Sea, has the crab as her animal representative thing...thats why they made her break into thousands of crabs...
Calypto I believe.
also, its because of years of unprotected sex that she got all those crabs.

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:48 pm
by Gilligan
best movie ever

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:15 pm
by s.xkitten
reverend_kyle wrote:s.xkitten wrote:umm...the woman turning into crabs is because Kylipto (spelling, i know) Goddess of the Sea, has the crab as her animal representative thing...thats why they made her break into thousands of crabs...
Calypto I believe.
also, its because of years of unprotected sex that she got all those crabs.
however you spell it...
and you just had to take that shot, didn't you? you boys are so immature...


Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:42 pm
by ksslemp
Skittles! wrote:Fircoal wrote:I haven't watched any of them.

DIE!
I thought it was alright. Except.. Elizabeth becoming the Pirate 'King'. That's disapointing.
Thanks for ruining it for me skit! 

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:44 pm
by ksslemp
for dummies wrote:hmmm. she has crabs. hehe
sorry everyone, but it had to be said
You forgot an apostrophe.

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:37 pm
by Ham
I still like the first the best.
The 2nd one came close to matching my expectations.
The 3rd one is still a good movie ,but the best part was the Jack in the locker scenes and the end.
The rest was good just not up to par.
I felt like I knew what was about to happen next.

Posted:
Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:47 pm
by reverend_kyle
s.xkitten wrote:reverend_kyle wrote:s.xkitten wrote:umm...the woman turning into crabs is because Kylipto (spelling, i know) Goddess of the Sea, has the crab as her animal representative thing...thats why they made her break into thousands of crabs...
Calypto I believe.
also, its because of years of unprotected sex that she got all those crabs.
however you spell it...
and you just had to take that shot, didn't you? you boys are so immature...

come to think wasn't it Calypso...
Pirates suck. They don't use condoms.

Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:20 am
by Skoffin
Yeah I think it is Calypso.
Pirates is going downhill, but it still has it's moments. It took too long to bring in Depp though. But the scene with Depp and the crabs was amusing for me.

Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:34 am
by Skittles!
ksslemp wrote:Skittles! wrote:Fircoal wrote:I haven't watched any of them.

DIE!
I thought it was alright. Except.. Elizabeth becoming the Pirate 'King'. That's disapointing.
Thanks for ruining it for me skit! 
I'm sorry. It's all my fault -Cries-

Posted:
Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:12 am
by s.xkitten
Skittles! wrote:ksslemp wrote:Skittles! wrote:Fircoal wrote:I haven't watched any of them.

DIE!
I thought it was alright. Except.. Elizabeth becoming the Pirate 'King'. That's disapointing.
Thanks for ruining it for me skit! 
I'm sorry. It's all my fault -Cries-
*pats Skittles on the back* its okay...they were going to see it anyway...and its not like you told them about how....
anyway...you didn't ruin it for them, that is only one of many many many plot lines...